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04-05-2005, 08:58 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Fortunately, the TV network saw great potential for a new show, so "Meanwhile, While Mt. Doom Burns" was soon on the air.
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04-06-2005, 07:28 AM
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Everlasting Whiteness
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
Posts: 4,533
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Unfortunately the show was becoming more and more violent as the ring caused strife between the survivors.
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“If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.” Last edited by Kath; 04-06-2005 at 07:28 AM. Reason: Ah - spellings |
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04-06-2005, 08:04 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow
Posts: 526
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Fortunately, that boosted up the ratings and the Fellowship were able to catch an episode on a palantir (because they only show the finest albeit most violent programming). So they set off to get the Ring back.
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04-06-2005, 10:12 AM
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Auspicious Wraith
Join Date: May 2002
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 4,859
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Unfortunately, our world (jet airplanes et al) and the fantasy world of Middle-earth completely separated just as mysteriously as they had merged. The One Ring was assigned a new position in space by a rather embarrassed Eru, and the Fellowship, Ringwraiths and Gollum were all utterly confused and bewildered by the loss of the Ring. Sauron wasn't too chuffed either.
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04-06-2005, 10:33 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
Posts: 500
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Fortunately, Sam had packed a spare for just this sort of occasion.
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"Wide ne bith wel," cwaeth se the geheirde on helle hriman. |
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04-06-2005, 12:19 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: As with the flygja
Posts: 1,403
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Unfortunately, Galadriel had just leased it out to him, and was missing it terribly so she traded it for a box of dirt (Not just ANY dirt mind you, elven dirt!!!)
~  Ka
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Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? Last edited by THE Ka; 04-06-2005 at 12:21 PM. Reason: Joy Division's playing on the radio!! And I forgot a word!!! |
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04-06-2005, 02:19 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles)
Posts: 1,548
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And fortunately Sam, being a brilliant gardener, was
able to use mulch, manure, etc. to make a mountain of semi-elvish dirt from the little bit of magic soil he got from Galadriel in return for the ring. Thereby amassing a huge fortune (Rosie being a brilliant entrepreneur, opening a chain of SamRos Supersoil Stores).
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