Totaly inapropriate!

[Rumil]

Lalwende that was inspired!!

This explains the transformation of Glorfindel to Arwen - he/she must be Babs from Bab's Cabs. (Gruff accent - 'since returning from Valinor there've been some changes')

Roy Chubby Brown as Will Whitfoot, mayor of the Shire.

Gollum could suggest a stimulating game of 'Go Johnny Go Go Go Go' rather than the confusing riddles.

[The Only Real Estel]

Well, I guess this crazy cast list that my friends & I came up with while watching TTT at about two in the morning comes close enough for qualifying:

Frodo: Arthur
Sam: Energizer Bunny (he just keeps going & going...)
Rosie: Ms. Piggy
Gimli: Syndrome
Legolas: Frozone
Elrond: John Madden (can you imagine how long the Council of Elrond would've taken with him 'simplifying' things
Aragorn: Earnest P. Worrell from the Earnest movies
Bilbo: Steve Urchel from Family Matters
Gandalf: Mr. Rogers (we made this before certain deaths took place)
Merry (Mary?): Mary Kate Olson
Pippin (Pipi? ): Ashley Olson
Galadriel: Martha Stewart
Arwen: Oprah Winfrey
Grima: Michael Jackson (I'm sorry but the appearances are just to close to being similar)
Denethor: Red Green (from the Red Green Show)
Faramir: Harold (from the Red Green Show)
Boromir: Chewbacca
Eowyn: Darla (from Finding Nemo)
Tom Bombadil: Robin Williams (well, maybe he's not so far off )
'Gothmog': Ozzie Osbourn

And I might post more later.

[arcticstorm]

Bill Ferney: Alan Alda
Elrond: David Ogden Steirs
Boromir: Shaq
Smeagol: James Earl Jones
Eowyn: Loretta Switt

[luthien-elvenprincess]

When Saruman rings up Sauron on the palantir, one of them should say "Can you hear me now...how about now...and now...?".
Or, as Saruman is making the call, a recorded voice should be heard asking him, "Would you like to donate some of your palantir minutes for the troops?"

[Beanamir of Gondor]

For some reason, the picture of Sam and Frodo dancing around on the top of Mt Doom singing "Because you can can can!" pops into my head.

And Nimrodel, what about Boromir singing albinoblacksheep's NumaNuma?

[eowyntje]

Originally Posted by luthien-elvenprincess

When Saruman rings up Sauron on the palantir, one of them should say "Can you hear me now...how about now...and now...?".
Or, as Saruman is making the call, a recorded voice should be heard asking him, "Would you like to donate some of your palantir minutes for the troops?"

There's a dutch perody on lord of the rings which goes kinda like that. Saruman rings sauron and the planatir says with a recorded voice: "Sauron, the dark Lord of mordor is not at home. Please leave a message after the beep. beeeeeeeeeeep"

I'd like to see Pippin take a gameboy with him on the quets and destrurb every serious moment with the bleeping of his gameboy.
Gandalf: "Drums, drums in the deep. <turns the page> We cannot get out. A Shadow moves in the dark. We cannot get out...They are coming."
Pippin: WEEEEEEEEEH! HIGHSCORE!

Also, when Saruman stands on his tower giving a speech to all the orc sin Isengaurd. He could say something silly like a highpitched 'I've got he power!' or 'can I hear a whoop whoo?'
damn, that's lame.

[Melkor]

harrison ford as gollum



those nasty little storm trooperses

[Nimrodel_9]

Billy Boyd as Elrond.

Geese honking as the Council of Elrond gathers. Why? I don't know, it just sounds fun.