If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door, I would....

[Gil-Galad]

Convert them under my rule and how to save on house insurance with my crafty speech

"I can tell these suckers anything, now if you really beleive in this idea to help yourself, slap yourself in the face *SLAP* works every time"

[Gurthang]

...turn to the camera and say, "I should have gotten Capital One!"

[Gurthang]

Tell one of the Uruks(from Isengard) that one of the Mordor Orcs called him a pansy. The ensuing fight would cause a civil war, which would leave only a few bruised orcs left for my handy-dandy longsword to handle.

P.S. Apologizes for the double post.

[Dimturiel]

If I found 200,000 orcs on my front door...

1)I would comfort myself with the thought that next time I may find 200,000 elves on my front door.
2) I would wonder how long wold it take my owl to deliver a message to Aragorn, and how long would it take for him to muster an army great enough to fight 200,000 orcs and come and get me out of there.

[Valesse]

1) Ask them to return to the gate so that you may roll out a red carpet which is actually just some fly paper with nectar spilled all over it.

2) Insist that Sauron wants them ALL to wipe their feet before coming inside. It's one thing to be nasty, but another thing entirely to be just plain inconsiderate.

3) Pull up MapQuest for "Orthanc, IG.", point out that they have the wrong 'Earth', but ultimately end up finding a good use for my economy pack of Febreeze bottles.

4) Pull up MapQuest and direct them to Richard Taylor's residence.

[Glirdan]

1) Poke my head out the door then ask my parents " Who ordered the 200, 000 orcs!?!?!?"

2) Tell them to get off my sisters tent because if they don't she'll go ballastic and probably annoy them to death with her crying and yelling

3) Open the door and look around for the camera's. Once I find out that they're are none around, ask them what they are doing here. The I'll invite them in for tea or coffee (or in my case, pop or a cappuccino) pull up a map of the U.S on my computer and show them were L.A. is located

4) Do the same as above, but when they leave, I'll point them in the direction of the Arctic

[Morsul the Dark]

following kitana's format

if it were me in my very non-emotional way I would get annoyed yell at everyone then ignore them till they get the point.(if they werent threatening me)

if it were me and I were threatened I would cry in my basement.

If it were my alter go I would call upon the burzenyd to enslave this evil creatures for my own purposes of destroting trogdar the burninator!