New Movie Script

[The Elf-warrior]

Merry: (Bowing.) "Theoden, may I join your service?"

Theoden: "Yes. Render me your sword."

(Merry gives Theoden his sword.)

Theoden: "Stand up Meriadoc Brandybuck, esquire of the Rohirrim." (Gives Merry his sword back.)

Merry: "Thank-you! May I have some pizza?"

Theoden: "We have not the time to make pizza. Our doom approaches at Minas Tirith. In short, it's time to ride."

Merry:"Oh."

Gimli: "I wish I had three thousand Dwarves with axes with us."

Legolas: "I wish I had three thousand Elves of Mirkwood with us."

Gimli and Legolas: (Simultaneously.) "But your people probably have war enough at home."

Eomer: "Lets get out of here!"

(The musicians start playing the William Tell Overture and the Rohirrim canter away."