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Glirdan · 09-02-2005, 11:46 AM

Unfourtunately, they landed just outside of the Shire, in the Old Forest, right in front of Old Man Willow.

Boromir88 · 09-02-2005, 03:16 PM

Fortunately Old Man Willow was in the process of hitting on a creepy tree lady, and had no care for the Hobbits so he tossed them back into the Shire.

Meneltarmacil · 09-02-2005, 03:42 PM

Unfortunately, they missed the Shire completely and landed in the middle of the ocean surrounded by great white sharks.

Glirdan · 09-02-2005, 03:49 PM

Fourtunately, Ossë was in a wrathful mood (like usual) and he tossed the Hobbits back onto land.

Boromir88 · 09-02-2005, 03:56 PM

Unfortunately, the land mass he tossed them into was a village full of cannibal dwarves.

Meneltarmacil · 09-02-2005, 04:01 PM

Fortunately, the Hobbits weren't dwarves, and therefore the cannibal dwarves refused to eat them.

Boromir88 · 09-02-2005, 04:31 PM

Unfortunately the cannibal dwarves had cannibal hobbits over for a party and the cannibal hobbits began gnawing on Frodo's leg.

09-02-2005, 11:46 AM	#1
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfourtunately, they landed just outside of the Shire, in the Old Forest, right in front of Old Man Willow. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-02-2005, 03:16 PM	#2
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Fortunately Old Man Willow was in the process of hitting on a creepy tree lady, and had no care for the Hobbits so he tossed them back into the Shire. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-02-2005, 03:42 PM	#3
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, they missed the Shire completely and landed in the middle of the ocean surrounded by great white sharks. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-02-2005, 03:49 PM	#4
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fourtunately, Ossë was in a wrathful mood (like usual) and he tossed the Hobbits back onto land. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-02-2005, 03:56 PM	#5
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Unfortunately, the land mass he tossed them into was a village full of cannibal dwarves. __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-02-2005, 04:01 PM	#6
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, the Hobbits weren't dwarves, and therefore the cannibal dwarves refused to eat them. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-02-2005, 04:31 PM	#7
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Unfortunately the cannibal dwarves had cannibal hobbits over for a party and the cannibal hobbits began gnawing on Frodo's leg. __________________ Fenris Penguin

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