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The Elf-warrior · 09-08-2005, 06:47 PM

Aragorn: "If thou dost marry, I'll give thee this plague for
thy dowry: be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as
snow, thou shalt not escape calumny. Get thee to a
nunnery, go: farewell. Or, if thou wilt needs
marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough
what monsters you make of them. To a nunnery, go,
and quickly too. Farewell."

Eowyn: "O Valar, restore him!"

Aragorn: "I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; Eru
has given you one face, and you make yourselves
another: you jig, you amble, and you lisp, and
nick-name Eru's creatures, and make your wantonness
your ignorance. Go to, I'll no more on't; it hath
made me mad. I say, we will have no more marriages:
those that are married already, all but one, shall
live; the rest shall keep as they are. To a
nunnery, go."

Ainaserkewen · 09-08-2005, 10:33 PM

Aragorn: Now remember, we have to move our middle legs at the same time and our outside legs at the same time and we may just have a chance against these guys.

HerenIstarion · 09-08-2005, 11:58 PM

...when Arwen comes in unexpectedly. Effect of Arwen's extraordinaire beauty, of course.

Lhunardawen · 09-09-2005, 04:32 AM

Aragorn: "Hi. My name is Will. Eru's Will."
Éowyn:

Anguirel · 09-09-2005, 06:47 AM

Aragorn and Eowyn react to PJ's ace, trendy suggestion that they should become an unmarried couple and let Arwen take the Feminist Crown of Gondor after slaughtering Sauron's armies with a single bat of her eyelashes.

Kath · 09-09-2005, 09:29 AM

Eowyn braces herself as Aragorn collapses onto her.

OR

Eowyn: Oh! I didn't realise uncloaked meant . . . well . . . uncloaked!

The Only Real Estel · 09-09-2005, 09:38 AM

Eowyn: "We'll never succeed!"

Aragorn: "Come on, now. We have already succeeded. I mean, what are the three terrors of the fire swamp? One, the flame spurt. No problem. There's a popping sound preceding each, we can avoid that. Two, the lightning sand, but you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too.

Eowyn: "But what about the R.O.U.S.'s?"

Aragorn: "I, uh...don't believe they exist. But if they do I'm sure you can handle them."

09-08-2005, 06:47 PM	#1
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Lord of the Rings meets Hamlet. Aragorn: "If thou dost marry, I'll give thee this plague for thy dowry: be thou as chaste as ice, as pure as snow, thou shalt not escape calumny. Get thee to a nunnery, go: farewell. Or, if thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them. To a nunnery, go, and quickly too. Farewell." Eowyn: "O Valar, restore him!" Aragorn: "I have heard of your paintings too, well enough; Eru has given you one face, and you make yourselves another: you jig, you amble, and you lisp, and nick-name Eru's creatures, and make your wantonness your ignorance. Go to, I'll no more on't; it hath made me mad. I say, we will have no more marriages: those that are married already, all but one, shall live; the rest shall keep as they are. To a nunnery, go." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

09-08-2005, 10:33 PM	#2
Ainaserkewen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A cosmic waiting room Posts: 651	Aragorn: Now remember, we have to move our middle legs at the same time and our outside legs at the same time and we may just have a chance against these guys. __________________ Solus... I'm eating chicken again. I ate chicken yesterday and the day before... will I be eating chicken again tomorrow? Why am I always eating chicken?

09-08-2005, 11:58 PM	#3
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	People tend to look likes this... ...when Arwen comes in unexpectedly. Effect of Arwen's extraordinaire beauty, of course. __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time! Last edited by HerenIstarion; 09-09-2005 at 12:04 AM.

09-09-2005, 04:32 AM	#4
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Pick-up lines. Sheesh. Aragorn: "Hi. My name is Will. Eru's Will." Éowyn:

09-09-2005, 06:47 AM	#5
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Plot Change Aragorn and Eowyn react to PJ's ace, trendy suggestion that they should become an unmarried couple and let Arwen take the Feminist Crown of Gondor after slaughtering Sauron's armies with a single bat of her eyelashes. __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

09-09-2005, 09:29 AM	#6
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Eowyn braces herself as Aragorn collapses onto her. OR Eowyn: Oh! I didn't realise uncloaked meant . . . well . . . uncloaked! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

09-09-2005, 09:38 AM	#7
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Eowyn: "We'll never succeed!" Aragorn: "Come on, now. We have already succeeded. I mean, what are the three terrors of the fire swamp? One, the flame spurt. No problem. There's a popping sound preceding each, we can avoid that. Two, the lightning sand, but you were clever enough to discover what that looks like, so in the future we can avoid that too. Eowyn: "But what about the R.O.U.S.'s?" Aragorn: "I, uh...don't believe they exist. But if they do I'm sure you can handle them."

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