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Captain Grishnahk · 09-19-2005, 08:09 PM

WHAT SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED:

Elrond: Cast it into the fire,.... destroy it!

Isildur: Uh,...

Elrond: DESTROY IT!!!

Isildur: This is pretty...

(Quickly and without warning, Elrond draws his shining elvish blade and there is a huge battle.)

battle sequence in the firey caves of DOOM,... scary.

Finaly Elrond's adrenaline is up, and he hoists Ilildur up with his hands and he hurldes his body over the edge.

Elrond: VICTORY! AHAHAHA..uh-oops.

(Elrond sees the ring on the ground as Islidur's body is ingulfed with the lava and he slowly sinks, dieing to death (?)

Elrond looks from side to side, picks up the ring and tosses it in... he then runs away.

WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPEND THEN:::

Bilbo would have been eaten by GOLLOM

Boromir would have lived

Aragorn would have never became King, (because he would not have been born)

Arwen would go to the undieing lands, looking for a husband

Denoathor would live

Saruman would have been playing chess with Gandalf

Grishnahk would have lived longer (Orcs are IMMORTAL!!! YAYA!)

Deagul would have lived... ANY MORE?

Oddwen · 09-19-2005, 08:54 PM

One of Elrond's vacation pictures.

Elrond: "And this is me when...hey, Elladan, the slide is upside down again!"

Or...

Noo! Who threw my "Tooxicity" CD into the Mountain of Doom? There will be DISORDER! Oh, and Doom too.

Or...

When good Elves go bad, and how to dispose of them. More at 11.

Or...

Elrond turns his head away, as Gandalf Uncloaks for the last time and is struck by a giant fireball. And many 'Downers rejoiced. (yay.)

Glirdan · 09-19-2005, 08:57 PM

Elrond: And this children is what happens when you mix vinegar and baking soda.

mormegil · 09-19-2005, 11:11 PM

PJ had two competing ideas for the movie. For Frodo to have the dream sequence with Galadriel, the one we know. Or this alternate: Manly Elrond, in full armor looking on, with not nearly as nice a smile as Galadriel.

Holbytlass · 09-20-2005, 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Glirdan

And this children is what happens when you mix vinegar and baking soda.

Elrond: Tch! If I see another 'volcano' or 'solar system' science fair project, I'm gonna put my mean face on! I mean, come on, that is sooo first age.

The Only Real Estel · 09-20-2005, 07:56 AM

Elrond, the herald of Gil-Galad:

"He was not afraid to die, o Brave Sir Gil-Galad.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Gil-Galad!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Gil-Galad!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out,
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged,
And-What!? I'm not going to say that!!"

Morsul the Dark · 09-20-2005, 12:37 PM

Elrond:And so this is the scene Tom the volcano is errupting right behind me as you can see most neighboring towns will be destroyed....in lighter news the Hobbits are holding their.......

Elrond follows in the footsteps of many passive not caring reporters

The Elf-warrior · 09-20-2005, 01:12 PM

Elrond: "Gil-Galad, is this volcanic eruption why you bid me beware the Ides of March?"

Gil-Galad: "No. Remember the fate of Luthien."

Elrond: "Nooo!"

09-19-2005, 08:09 PM	#1
Captain Grishnahk Wight Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 106	WHAT SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED: Elrond: Cast it into the fire,.... destroy it! Isildur: Uh,... Elrond: DESTROY IT!!! Isildur: This is pretty... (Quickly and without warning, Elrond draws his shining elvish blade and there is a huge battle.) battle sequence in the firey caves of DOOM,... scary. Finaly Elrond's adrenaline is up, and he hoists Ilildur up with his hands and he hurldes his body over the edge. Elrond: VICTORY! AHAHAHA..uh-oops. (Elrond sees the ring on the ground as Islidur's body is ingulfed with the lava and he slowly sinks, dieing to death (?) Elrond looks from side to side, picks up the ring and tosses it in... he then runs away. WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPEND THEN::: Bilbo would have been eaten by GOLLOM Boromir would have lived Aragorn would have never became King, (because he would not have been born) Arwen would go to the undieing lands, looking for a husband Denoathor would live Saruman would have been playing chess with Gandalf Grishnahk would have lived longer (Orcs are IMMORTAL!!! YAYA!) Deagul would have lived... ANY MORE? __________________ "Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens." --J.R.R. Tolkien

09-19-2005, 08:54 PM	#2
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	One of Elrond's vacation pictures. Elrond: "And this is me when...hey, Elladan, the slide is upside down again!" Or... Noo! Who threw my "Tooxicity" CD into the Mountain of Doom? There will be DISORDER! Oh, and Doom too. Or... When good Elves go bad, and how to dispose of them. More at 11. Or... Elrond turns his head away, as Gandalf Uncloaks for the last time and is struck by a giant fireball. And many 'Downers rejoiced. (yay.) __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

09-19-2005, 08:57 PM	#3
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Elrond: And this children is what happens when you mix vinegar and baking soda. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

09-19-2005, 11:11 PM	#4
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Fortunate Edit PJ had two competing ideas for the movie. For Frodo to have the dream sequence with Galadriel, the one we know. Or this alternate: Manly Elrond, in full armor looking on, with not nearly as nice a smile as Galadriel. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

09-20-2005, 12:37 PM	#7
Morsul the Dark Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 3,448	Elrond:And so this is the scene Tom the volcano is errupting right behind me as you can see most neighboring towns will be destroyed....in lighter news the Hobbits are holding their....... Elrond follows in the footsteps of many passive not caring reporters __________________ Morsul the Resurrected

09-20-2005, 07:56 AM	#6
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Elrond, the herald of Gil-Galad: "He was not afraid to die, o Brave Sir Gil-Galad. He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways. Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Gil-Galad! He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp, Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken. To have his kneecaps split, and his body burned away, And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Gil-Galad! His head smashed in and his heart cut out, And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged, And-What!? I'm not going to say that!!"

09-20-2005, 01:12 PM	#8
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Elrond: "Gil-Galad, is this volcanic eruption why you bid me beware the Ides of March?" Gil-Galad: "No. Remember the fate of Luthien." Elrond: "Nooo!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

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