Be careful what you wish for...

[The Perky Ent]

Originally Posted by first post of the thread

Someone else can grant it, but there must be an ironic, or comical consequence to the wish. They can be serious (if you want) but more likely just plain silly.

I think I'll try this out...

I wish that Radagast had been more involved.

Your wish is not granted! Radagast stays obscure in the books and is rarely mentioned. Because of this, he never starts the fan club he's been dreaming of, and constantly asks the Mockingbirds why they mock him.


I wish Sauron was really a hobbit.

[Boromir88]

I wish Sauron was really a hobbit.

I grant your wish, but Sauron was a Baggins and he found the Ring Bilbo was keeping, causing death and destruction all across Hobbiton.

I wish Gothmog was normal like every other orc.

[CaptainofDespair]

Originally Posted by Boromir88

I wish Gothmog was normal like every other orc.

Your wish is granted. Nothing major happens. Gothmog is still unimportant.

I wish Gondor and Harad/Umbar would be the best of friends.

[Boromir88]

I wish Gondor and Harad/Umbar would be the best of friends.

Your wish is granted, but this ticks off Elrond, Galadriel, and Theoden who ally themselves with Sauron and obliterate Gondor, Harad and Umbar from the map.

I wish Gimli was a woman-dwarf

[malkatoj]

Originally posted by Boromir88:
I wish Gimli was a woman-dwarf.

Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, you can't really tell the difference--it's the beards.


I wish the Nazgul were pink and sparkley.

[Meneltarmacil]

I wish the Nazgul were pink and sparkley.

Your wish is granted. Everyone who sees them dies from laughing too hard, including Frodo, and they take the Ring to Sauron (who is immune to their effect).

I wish PJ hadn't put those messed up hyena things in the movies.

[The Perky Ent]

I wish PJ hadn't put those messed up hyena things in the movies.

Your wish is granted. I'm assuming you're talking about the wargs, so the wargs never attack the Rohirrim. The Rohirrim get overconfident at the battle of Helm's Deep, lose, and Saruman takes Rohan.



I wish Saruman had blue hair and was a hippy