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Old 10-05-2005, 03:25 PM   #1
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I wish Gandalf would have told everyone at the Council of Elrond that the Eagles wouldn't fly Frodo to Mount Doom.
Your wish is granted. Nothing changes in the story, and when Frodo is saved from Mordor by Eagles, the people don't mind, because Gandalf say "to" Mordor, and not "from"!

I wish the Anduin was made of Chocolate!
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Old 10-05-2005, 03:40 PM   #2
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I wish the Anduin was made of Chocolate!
Your wish is granted. The Anduin is a river of thick melted hot fudge sauce. The Fellowship's boats become trapped in the chocolate when they leave Lorien. They then try to eat the river only to fall in and drown, thus meeting a death by Chocolate. The Quest fails and Sauron wins.

I wish Barad-dur was a fuzzy pink skwerl.
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Old 10-05-2005, 03:43 PM   #3
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Granted. It kills everyone and destroys Middle-Earth.

I wish we knew more about Rhovanion.
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Old 10-05-2005, 05:36 PM   #4
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I wish we knew more about Rhovanion.
Your wish is granted, we now know so much about Rhovanion that we can't escape it and it's history. Eventually the entire population of the world goes mad and drowns themselves in the ocean.

I wish gollum was a pirate-platypus.
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Old 10-05-2005, 05:40 PM   #5
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I wish gollum was a pirate-platypus.
Alakazam!!! Your wish has been fufilled. Gollum the platypus-pirate was the nasstiest pirate that sailed the seven seas. Unfourtunately, no one understood him and he eventually got nominated as the nicest pirate to sail the seven seas, and he didn't like it. So he killed everyone.

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Old 10-05-2005, 07:50 PM   #6
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Your wish is granted. Saruman's orcs come and chop him down.

I wish there were Hobbits living today.
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Old 10-05-2005, 08:01 PM   #7
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I wish there were Hobbits living today.
Poof! Hobbits are now living in our time. But there's not much use for huge populations of Hobbits so they're sold to the Keebler company and forced to make cookies night and day.

I wish the Hobbits would invade Bree.
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Old 10-05-2005, 08:29 PM   #8
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I wish the Hobbits would invade Bree.
Your wish is granted. The Invasion of Bree sparks a war between men and the halflings, and ending in the eradication of the latter. The Shire is replaced by a giant concrete war monument, attracting thousands of tourists per year. The parking lot is expanded to cover all of Eriador, destroying Rivendell and the Grey Havens in the process.

I wish the name "Urwen" didn't sound so much like "Irwin".
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