Be careful what you wish for... - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

AbercrombieOfRohan · 10-05-2005, 05:36 PM

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I wish we knew more about Rhovanion.

Your wish is granted, we now know so much about Rhovanion that we can't escape it and it's history. Eventually the entire population of the world goes mad and drowns themselves in the ocean.

I wish gollum was a pirate-platypus.

Glirdan · 10-05-2005, 05:40 PM

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I wish gollum was a pirate-platypus.

Alakazam!!! Your wish has been fufilled. Gollum the platypus-pirate was the nasstiest pirate that sailed the seven seas. Unfourtunately, no one understood him and he eventually got nominated as the nicest pirate to sail the seven seas, and he didn't like it. So he killed everyone.

I wish The Perky Ent was a real Ent

Meneltarmacil · 10-05-2005, 07:50 PM

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I wish The Perky Ent was a real Ent

Your wish is granted. Saruman's orcs come and chop him down.

I wish there were Hobbits living today.

Kitanna · 10-05-2005, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Meneltarmacil

I wish there were Hobbits living today.

Poof! Hobbits are now living in our time. But there's not much use for huge populations of Hobbits so they're sold to the Keebler company and forced to make cookies night and day.

I wish the Hobbits would invade Bree.

Alcarillo · 10-05-2005, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitanna

I wish the Hobbits would invade Bree.

Your wish is granted. The Invasion of Bree sparks a war between men and the halflings, and ending in the eradication of the latter. The Shire is replaced by a giant concrete war monument, attracting thousands of tourists per year. The parking lot is expanded to cover all of Eriador, destroying Rivendell and the Grey Havens in the process.

I wish the name "Urwen" didn't sound so much like "Irwin".

The 1,000 Reader · 10-05-2005, 10:13 PM

Granted. Now it is pronounced so strangely that only Tom Bombadil and Eru Iluvatar can say it correctly.

I wish we knew what the Oathbreakers were called before they broke their oath.

The Only Real Estel · 10-05-2005, 10:34 PM

Posted by The 1,000 Reader:

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I wish we knew what the Oathbreakers were called before they broke their oath.

Granted. Now we do...and we wish we didn't!

I wish I had a barrel of Longbottom leaf.

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10-05-2005, 10:13 PM	#6
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Granted. Now it is pronounced so strangely that only Tom Bombadil and Eru Iluvatar can say it correctly. I wish we knew what the Oathbreakers were called before they broke their oath.