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Eorl of Rohan · 10-05-2005, 07:15 PM

Fortunately, they rose high above the clouds, and became the first of orc expeditions to the moon to be able to say, "A small step for us, a giant step for villianity", and was called into the future to do talk shows, on which they sparkled wittily.

The 1,000 Reader · 10-05-2005, 10:20 PM

Unfortunately, this caused everyone to forget about Gondor and the wide-spread virus that was going on there, thus cutting off all medical help.

THE Ka · 10-05-2005, 10:32 PM

Fortunately, the virus belonged to a family of rather sneeky but, weak bacterium that split themselves in two at the sight of the might mold warrior - Penicillium Man! With his taste for runny noses, gregarious wounds and the ever satisfying bacterial hide out bust, he lead the people into a new light of excellent hygene and became the warden of The Houses of Healing...

~ Storybook Ka

The 1,000 Reader · 10-06-2005, 12:28 AM

Unfortunately, the above was just a fever-induced dream a man of Gondor was having at the moment.

Eorl of Rohan · 10-06-2005, 04:03 AM

Unfortunately, as Penicilin is not mortal, and therefore never dies, the healing warden continues his position to the day he meets Aragorn, and ignores the request for king's weed as he drones on and on about the power of himself. Eowyn dies.

Boromir88 · 10-06-2005, 05:43 AM

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Unfortunately, as Penicilin is not mortal, and therefore never dies, the healing warden continues his position to the day he meets Aragorn, and ignores the request for king's weed as he drones on and on about the power of himself. Eowyn dies.

Fortunately, through Gimli's deductions, Eowyn was only mostly dead. Not all dead. " Mostly dead is slightly alive...all dead....well all dead there's only one thing you can do. Go through her pockets and find loose change." Gimli boasts.

Kath · 10-06-2005, 08:09 AM

Unfortunately, Eomer walked in halfway through Gimli's boasting so all he heard was, "Go through her pockets and find loose change". Understandably he was not too pleased and did what he had been threatening Gimli with since their first meeting - he cut off his head.

10-05-2005, 07:15 PM	#1
Eorl of Rohan Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Seoul, South Korea Posts: 602	Fortunately, they rose high above the clouds, and became the first of orc expeditions to the moon to be able to say, "A small step for us, a giant step for villianity", and was called into the future to do talk shows, on which they sparkled wittily. __________________ There is no signature here.

10-05-2005, 10:32 PM	#3
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Fortunately, the virus belonged to a family of rather sneeky but, weak bacterium that split themselves in two at the sight of the might mold warrior - Penicillium Man! With his taste for runny noses, gregarious wounds and the ever satisfying bacterial hide out bust, he lead the people into a new light of excellent hygene and became the warden of The Houses of Healing... ~ Storybook Ka __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

10-06-2005, 04:03 AM	#5
Eorl of Rohan Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Seoul, South Korea Posts: 602	Unfortunately, as Penicilin is not mortal, and therefore never dies, the healing warden continues his position to the day he meets Aragorn, and ignores the request for king's weed as he drones on and on about the power of himself. Eowyn dies. __________________ There is no signature here.

10-06-2005, 08:09 AM	#7
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Unfortunately, Eomer walked in halfway through Gimli's boasting so all he heard was, "Go through her pockets and find loose change". Understandably he was not too pleased and did what he had been threatening Gimli with since their first meeting - he cut off his head. __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

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10-05-2005, 10:20 PM	#2
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, this caused everyone to forget about Gondor and the wide-spread virus that was going on there, thus cutting off all medical help.

10-06-2005, 12:28 AM	#4
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, the above was just a fever-induced dream a man of Gondor was having at the moment.