Tol-in-Gaurhoth Dream Team

[Kuruharan]

Callously left me to my death with perfect savoir-faire.

If only. "Hapless blundering" is a better word for my behavior at the end of that DAY. You'd almost never be able to get away with pulling that stunt now the way I bumbled into it.

His partners in crime: I nominate Lush and Dancing Spawn. They would definitely be the foxiest pair of lupines ever to grace Tol-in-Gauroth.

Is there any way this could possibly be arranged?

Yes, I know...bad Kuruharan *smack*

I also have to nominate the team of Holbytlass, Shelob, and Oddwen for being the Three Quiet Wolves who made the rest of us look rather stupid.