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10-31-2005, 05:19 PM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Some tobacco inspired anagrams...
Gandalf, where is he from? A smoky place, Fagland. Since Frodo Baggins quit smoking he's been giving away all the duty free he picked up in Mordor, so he's become something of a big fags donor. And drink... Legolas has found a new resource in Mirkwood, ale logs. Meriadoc has been importing interesting new drinks from China, the most popular being Mao Cider.
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10-31-2005, 07:02 PM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
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A film fan was rather disappointed to read The Fellowship of the Ring and find her favourite character missing ...
"Loh! No Figwit? Help!" she fret.
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11-01-2005, 12:42 AM
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Sword of Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2003
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The Saucepan Man - mace hunts an ape He's a weapon who doesn't like monkeys. Middle-Earth - limed thread It's a thread... with a hint of lime?!
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11-01-2005, 07:15 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Gurthang is a woman of a certain age with an attitude problem, for he is a gran thug.
Formendacil is only the pen name of famous Hispanic/Jewish comedian Rico Feldman.
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11-01-2005, 07:18 AM
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Laconic Loreman
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Mithalwen I think is the forum baddie though...grilling opium, and now she is the boss of law hit men? You hire attorney's to put hits on people?
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Corpus Cacophonous
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 I can assure you that it's all my own work, old chap. In fact, I was rather peeved not to be able to come up with something that used proper, legitimate words throughout ... Quote:
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 Sounds nasty!  All this talk of hidden vices has inspired me to make a list of selected Downers' favourite tipples, concocted from their jumbled names … Rimbaud, of course, likes Drambui. While Bęthberry’s favourite is Bryth Bęer. Lalwendë has exotic tastes, plumping for L’Dëw n’ Ale. Whereas davem, as Lalwendë has pointed out, is a V-Mead man. The Saucepan Man sticks with an Ent Mush Panacea. Formendacil looks to Falmon Cider to slake his thirst. Anguirel is very well-disciplined, having a Gin rule. (Hmm, that may have been done already.) And littlemanpoet has acquired a taste for Lemon Pit Latte. Aiwendil likes his Wine laid down, as one would expect. While Holbytlass clearly has expensive tastes and keeps her Bolly Stash well hidden. The Squatter of Amon Rűdh contents himself with Quarts of the Műdhorn Tea. And finally, Alcarillo’s preferred tipple is Ralli-Cola.
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11-03-2005, 07:17 PM
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Cryptic Aura
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Signed, "Margana le Fey"
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
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just because I don't want to be off topic I will post this anagram witch is really bad and actually one i trached earlyer.
Ras Morthil - Sir harm-lot (it would have been better with an extra a) Quote:
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11-01-2005, 01:05 PM
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Pilgrim Soul
Join Date: May 2004
Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle...
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I am going on a junket with the Solicitors of Doom next week so I can make a start ...but not before I find out about sueing for defamation of character, Mr Maundering Mage Lalwende is lewd elan .... btw
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