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11-10-2005, 02:39 PM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Unfortunately, it wasn't Illuvatar speaking, it was Morgoth.
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11-10-2005, 02:51 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
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Fortunately Morgoth slipped up and spoonerised when he meant to say "get over it" so it ended up sounding like "ite giver ot". The complaining neighboor was so confused with this message that they thought themselves into a headache.
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11-10-2005, 03:30 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: In a world grown ever smaller.
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Unfortunately, while all this was going on, teh bad guys were raving away in Purple Minas Tirith. The One Complainer awoke from a troubled sleep, opened his window and shouted some meaningless complainy words which were drowned in teh drunken revalry eminating from Purple Minas Tirith.
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11-11-2005, 06:27 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Fortunately by a freak accident, whilst the complainer was yelling out her window trying to be heard she fell out the window and was impaled on a wheel of spikes.
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11-11-2005, 06:31 AM
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Shady She-Penguin
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: In a far land beyond the Sea
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Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris
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11-11-2005, 06:57 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Look, I'm over there!
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Fortunately, there were only Bad Guys left now, and they were getting bored with Purple Minas Tirith anyway. Bloodred was much more their colour.
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11-11-2005, 07:54 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: In a world grown ever smaller.
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Unfortunately, all that blood made a small section of teh populace go slightly insane. they killed teh mayor first (but that was because he hadn't really been elected. being a Bad Guy, he had murdered the former mayor and assumed his job.) things began to degenerate into anarchy.
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