What do you assign to Mordor? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

**The Saucepan Man** · 12-05-2005, 08:33 PM

I consign to Mordor anyone who uses the Assigned to Mordor thread as a multi-user blog-spot ...

Oh, and the little toe-rag who nicked my mobile-phone when he and his friends came round to visit the girl who was baby-sitting for us.

Hmm, I believe that I just managed to consign myself to Mordor in the space of a single post.

Roa_Aoife · 12-05-2005, 09:16 PM

I assign to Mordor the week before finals week- you know, when everything is due, all at the same time, leaving you weak and unable to focus for finals week.

Kath · 12-06-2005, 05:36 PM

I assign leaving the long post you wrote on the computer at school because you happen to have no brain, and then spending the next 3 hours diligently (if illegally) trying to hack into the school network from home to get hold of it again.

However, I'll assign succeeding to the Shire!

the guy who be short · 12-07-2005, 11:31 AM

Fizzix.

Me: "Sir... instead of creating a complex circuit using multimeters, variable resistors and potential dividers, why not just stick an Ohmmeter in there?"

Physics teacher: "It doesn't display a grasp of complex physics."

So it is that I am utterly failing my needlessly complex physics coursework, which could very easily be replaced by something a five year old could do, for the sole purpose of displaying my knowledge of the complex physics...

Casual discrimination from "anti-discriminatory" people. Just because you detest sexism and racism doesn't make you anti-discrimination - it really angers me when governments, of all things, attack the rights of minorities. If somebody suggested that Asians should be denied the right to marry, or that women shouldn't be allowed free surgery on the NHS... I need not finish that sentence. Yet, apparently, gays and obese people don't matter.

Also, time being snatched away.

And, in addition, BD breaking when you want to post on the ATM thread.

Elonve · 12-07-2005, 11:30 PM

Parents (who aren't yours) who don't like tounge peircings!!!!!
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Parmawen · 01-02-2006, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by the guy who be short

Fizzix.

No, even worse is physics teachers. One day, after writing a completely insane diagram/formula thing on the board, my teacher leans back, throws down the marker and says, "This is one of those days where I am so glad I am not in your seats. I dont' get a thing I just wrote up there."

I vote we send physics teachers to mordor.

Elonve · 01-05-2006, 11:44 PM

I send holiday reading that one must journal to Mordor. Journaling reading spoils everything.

Unrespectable Christmas Trees go to Mordor (i.e. Plastic with fake snow and excesive ornaments)
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Glirdan · 01-06-2006, 02:18 PM

I agree with you on the journaling Elonve. It rather take the whole reading enjoyment out of reading. But hey, not when you get to read Lord of the Rings for it!!!

I'm sending fish who snap fising lines and take both hook and bait. The crazy little guys are just to greedy.

12-05-2005, 08:33 PM	#1
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	I consign to Mordor anyone who uses the Assigned to Mordor thread as a multi-user blog-spot ... Oh, and the little toe-rag who nicked my mobile-phone when he and his friends came round to visit the girl who was baby-sitting for us. Hmm, I believe that I just managed to consign myself to Mordor in the space of a single post. __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

12-05-2005, 09:16 PM	#2
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,696	I assign to Mordor the week before finals week- you know, when everything is due, all at the same time, leaving you weak and unable to focus for finals week. __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

12-06-2005, 05:36 PM	#3
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	I assign leaving the long post you wrote on the computer at school because you happen to have no brain, and then spending the next 3 hours diligently (if illegally) trying to hack into the school network from home to get hold of it again. However, I'll assign succeeding to the Shire! __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

12-07-2005, 11:30 PM	#5
Elonve Wight Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Where the stars go blue. Posts: 153	Parents (who aren't yours) who don't like tounge peircings!!!!! ________ LIST OF GM ENGINES HISTORY Last edited by Elonve; 04-09-2011 at 06:13 PM.

01-05-2006, 11:44 PM	#7
Elonve Wight Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Where the stars go blue. Posts: 153	I send holiday reading that one must journal to Mordor. Journaling reading spoils everything. Unrespectable Christmas Trees go to Mordor (i.e. Plastic with fake snow and excesive ornaments) ________ DEPAKOTE PROBLEMS Last edited by Elonve; 04-09-2011 at 06:14 PM.

12-07-2005, 11:31 AM	#4
the guy who be short Shadowed Prince Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Thulcandra Posts: 2,343	Fizzix. Me: "Sir... instead of creating a complex circuit using multimeters, variable resistors and potential dividers, why not just stick an Ohmmeter in there?" Physics teacher: "It doesn't display a grasp of complex physics." So it is that I am utterly failing my needlessly complex physics coursework, which could very easily be replaced by something a five year old could do, for the sole purpose of displaying my knowledge of the complex physics... Casual discrimination from "anti-discriminatory" people. Just because you detest sexism and racism doesn't make you anti-discrimination - it really angers me when governments, of all things, attack the rights of minorities. If somebody suggested that Asians should be denied the right to marry, or that women shouldn't be allowed free surgery on the NHS... I need not finish that sentence. Yet, apparently, gays and obese people don't matter. Also, time being snatched away. And, in addition, BD breaking when you want to post on the ATM thread.

01-06-2006, 02:18 PM	#8
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	I agree with you on the journaling Elonve. It rather take the whole reading enjoyment out of reading. But hey, not when you get to read Lord of the Rings for it!!! I'm sending fish who snap fising lines and take both hook and bait. The crazy little guys are just to greedy. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

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