The Hobbit Survivor - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Glirdan · 12-17-2005, 10:37 PM

Today was a very back and forth day. People couldn't decide on whether to get rid of Bard, the King of Dale, or The Great Goblin, who inflicted many woes upon travallers. "I say we look at both of them and compare!" Gloin suggested. "Well let's see. Bard is a useless leader who we don't really need at this point in time to lead us. He's also very dull and a rule follower. We need some conflict!!" Girion said. "The Great Goblin took us hostage, whipped us and almost killed us not to mention hurt many other travallers on their way throught the Misty Moutains. He's also in league with tha Chief Warg and that's never a good thing!!" Bombur said. " I have an idea!!" Elrond cried. Everyone looked at him in expectancy. "Let's get rid of them both!!!" The voting that night went a little something like this:

Bard - 4
Beorn - 1
The Great Goblin - 4
Bombur - 1
Belladonna Took - 1

"Ok, now how do we get rid of them?" asked Beorn. As if on cue, Gandalf reappeared and beheaded The Great Goblin then disappeared. "Well, that takes care of one, but what about the other?" asked Old Took. Once again, as if on cue, a whole army of orcs arrived and slew Bard where he stood. They to then disappeared. "Well, that was the wierdest thing I've ever seen!!" cried Elrond. "And I should know 'cause I've seen some pretty wierd things!!" And with that, they left for camp.

Contestants voted out:
Bofur
Ori
Durin (The first King Under the Mountain)
Nori
Fundin
Gandalf
Nain (father of Dain)
Bungo Bagins
Chief of Guards
Thorin
Bilbo
Golfimbul
Carc
Gollum
The Master
Dwalin
Bifur
Great Goblin
Bard

The remaining contestants:

Dwarves
Balin
Bombur
Dain
Dori
Fili
Gloin
Kili
Oin
Thrain (father of Thorin)
Thror (grandsire of Thorin)

Men/Elves
Beorn
Elrond
Galion (Elvenking's Butler)
Elvenking
Girion

Bad Guys
Azog
Bert
Bolg
Chief Warg
Smaug
William
Tom

Others
Eagle Lord
Roac
Necromancer
Belladonna Took
Bullroarer (Bilbo's great ancestor)
Old Took

Well, there goes two useless bumpkins. Things should be a little more interesting starting on Day 18!!

**The Saucepan Man** · 12-18-2005, 05:20 AM

I must honour my deal with Glirdan and, in any event, the drunken butler's antics really are now getting rather boring. The Elf's a buffoon. It was funny to begin with, but now it's just sad.

++ GALION

WaynetheGoblin · 12-18-2005, 07:51 AM

++GALION
I dont like drunk butlers.

Glirdan · 12-18-2005, 09:36 AM

++Galion

Thanks Saucy, for honoring the deal. I'm also in complete agreement with you. His drunken antics were funny at first, but now they're just lame. I say we send him off with that useless Chief of Guards. It's also his fault for getting the chief drunk and thus letting the Dwarves escape.

Anguirel · 12-18-2005, 10:51 AM

This tribe has been persecuted enough.

Down with the malodorous goblin ++AZOG. He is so called because he was issued with no less than 420 ASBOs (Anti Social Behaviour Orders) for graffiti and murder, called in the Khuzdul tongue AZOGs (Anti Zuchkkkerrilichiggkurin Organkadaringur Geldharks.)

Eonwe · 12-18-2005, 12:23 PM

++Azog it is. We haven't really even touched the Bad Guy's tribe.

Lalaith · 12-18-2005, 04:40 PM

A day late, but Anguirel keeps his word. So:
++AZOG

12-17-2005, 10:37 PM	#1
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Day 17 Today was a very back and forth day. People couldn't decide on whether to get rid of Bard, the King of Dale, or The Great Goblin, who inflicted many woes upon travallers. "I say we look at both of them and compare!" Gloin suggested. "Well let's see. Bard is a useless leader who we don't really need at this point in time to lead us. He's also very dull and a rule follower. We need some conflict!!" Girion said. "The Great Goblin took us hostage, whipped us and almost killed us not to mention hurt many other travallers on their way throught the Misty Moutains. He's also in league with tha Chief Warg and that's never a good thing!!" Bombur said. " I have an idea!!" Elrond cried. Everyone looked at him in expectancy. "Let's get rid of them both!!!" The voting that night went a little something like this: Bard - 4 Beorn - 1 The Great Goblin - 4 Bombur - 1 Belladonna Took - 1 "Ok, now how do we get rid of them?" asked Beorn. As if on cue, Gandalf reappeared and beheaded The Great Goblin then disappeared. "Well, that takes care of one, but what about the other?" asked Old Took. Once again, as if on cue, a whole army of orcs arrived and slew Bard where he stood. They to then disappeared. "Well, that was the wierdest thing I've ever seen!!" cried Elrond. "And I should know 'cause I've seen some pretty wierd things!!" And with that, they left for camp. Contestants voted out: Bofur Ori Durin (The first King Under the Mountain) Nori Fundin Gandalf Nain (father of Dain) Bungo Bagins Chief of Guards Thorin Bilbo Golfimbul Carc Gollum The Master Dwalin Bifur Great Goblin Bard The remaining contestants: Dwarves Balin Bombur Dain Dori Fili Gloin Kili Oin Thrain (father of Thorin) Thror (grandsire of Thorin) Men/Elves Beorn Elrond Galion (Elvenking's Butler) Elvenking Girion Bad Guys Azog Bert Bolg Chief Warg Smaug William Tom Others Eagle Lord Roac Necromancer Belladonna Took Bullroarer (Bilbo's great ancestor) Old Took Well, there goes two useless bumpkins. Things should be a little more interesting starting on Day 18!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

12-18-2005, 05:20 AM	#2
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,390	I must honour my deal with Glirdan and, in any event, the drunken butler's antics really are now getting rather boring. The Elf's a buffoon. It was funny to begin with, but now it's just sad. ++ GALION __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

12-18-2005, 07:51 AM	#3
WaynetheGoblin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 275	++GALION I dont like drunk butlers. __________________ if your happy im happy if your sad im sad if you jump of a cliff i watch

12-18-2005, 09:36 AM	#4
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	++Galion Thanks Saucy, for honoring the deal. I'm also in complete agreement with you. His drunken antics were funny at first, but now they're just lame. I say we send him off with that useless Chief of Guards. It's also his fault for getting the chief drunk and thus letting the Dwarves escape. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

12-18-2005, 10:51 AM	#5
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	This tribe has been persecuted enough. Down with the malodorous goblin ++AZOG. He is so called because he was issued with no less than 420 ASBOs (Anti Social Behaviour Orders) for graffiti and murder, called in the Khuzdul tongue AZOGs (Anti Zuchkkkerrilichiggkurin Organkadaringur Geldharks.) __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

12-18-2005, 12:23 PM	#6
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	++Azog it is. We haven't really even touched the Bad Guy's tribe. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

12-18-2005, 04:40 PM	#7
Lalaith Blithe Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,779	A day late, but Anguirel keeps his word. So: ++AZOG __________________ Out went the candle, and we were left darkling

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Switch to Linear Mode Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode