The Hobbit Survivor - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

arcticstorm · 01-07-2006, 09:07 PM

ah Elu,
but Bert does not eat any of the contestants, mostly castoffs and animals. Also his eating of people is helping to raise the ratings.

Meneltarmacil · 01-07-2006, 09:21 PM

That drunken butler has just stayed around too long. Plus, some are now complaining that he's keeping all the wine to himself.

++Galion

Glirdan · 01-07-2006, 09:58 PM

STOP THE PRESSES!!! I mean...STOP THE VOTING!!! We have a double cast-out today people!! I will have the post up shortly.

Glirdan · 01-07-2006, 10:13 PM

After another exhausting day, the tribe has finally decided to get rid of Galion, the drunken idiot who keeps stealing the wine, lowering the shows ratings and does absolutely nothing around camp. "He's another useless bum in my services!" Thranduil shouted. "Begone with him!"

However, Galion was not going down alone. "There are far to many trols. I say we get rid of the one who starts at the top of the list." Belladonna suggested. That just happened to be Bert. "He keept eating the other contestants who were trying out for this show and now he's pigging out on our food!"

That night at voting council:

Galion - 6
Bert - 6
Elrond - 1

With that, Bert turned into stone as the sun shone on him and he became the islands statue which eventually turned into a fountain. In outrage and in vengeance of their fallen comrade, William and Tom ate Galion up. Al that was left was his bones.

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Contestants voted out:
Bofur
Ori
Durin (The first King Under the Mountain)
Nori
Fundin
Gandalf
Nain (father of Dain)
Bungo Bagins
Chief of Guards
Thorin
Bilbo
Golfimbul
Carc
Gollum
The Master
Dwalin
Bifur
Great Goblin
Bard
Azog
Oin
Dain
Necromancer
Old Took
Bert
Galion (Elvenking's Butler)

The remaining contestants:

Dwarves/Bad Guys
Balin
Bombur
Dori
Fili
Gloin
Kili
Thrain (father of Thorin)
Thror (grandsire of Thorin)
Bolg
Chief Warg
Smaug
William
Tom

Men/Elves/Others
Beorn
Elrond
Elvenking
Girion
Eagle Lord
Roac
Belladonna Took
Bullroarer (Bilbo's great ancestor)

FINALLY!! Ugh, I mean, ummmm..... start voting!!!

Kuruharan · 01-07-2006, 11:50 PM

++ Girion

I mean, talk about useless and boring.

He's got that...errr

And he has this terrible...ummm

When he sneezes he doesn't even...well...

Oh bother! He's so dull I can't even think of anything to say about him. That puts the viewers to sleep and drives down ratings.

The producers will thank us.

WaynetheGoblin · 01-08-2006, 08:25 AM

++girion
Still havent broken my promise.

Glirdan · 01-08-2006, 09:42 AM

I think I will finally aid morm in his quest to be rid of Elrond.

++Elrond

He's so dull and he had his chance to win the grand prize THREE TIMES (if I'm not mistaken) already. He HAS to go!

01-07-2006, 09:21 PM	#2
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	That drunken butler has just stayed around too long. Plus, some are now complaining that he's keeping all the wine to himself. ++Galion __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

01-07-2006, 09:58 PM	#3
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	STOP THE PRESSES!!! I mean...STOP THE VOTING!!! We have a double cast-out today people!! I will have the post up shortly. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-07-2006, 10:13 PM	#4
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Day 23 After another exhausting day, the tribe has finally decided to get rid of Galion, the drunken idiot who keeps stealing the wine, lowering the shows ratings and does absolutely nothing around camp. "He's another useless bum in my services!" Thranduil shouted. "Begone with him!" However, Galion was not going down alone. "There are far to many trols. I say we get rid of the one who starts at the top of the list." Belladonna suggested. That just happened to be Bert. "He keept eating the other contestants who were trying out for this show and now he's pigging out on our food!" That night at voting council: Galion - 6 Bert - 6 Elrond - 1 With that, Bert turned into stone as the sun shone on him and he became the islands statue which eventually turned into a fountain. In outrage and in vengeance of their fallen comrade, William and Tom ate Galion up. Al that was left was his bones. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Contestants voted out: Bofur Ori Durin (The first King Under the Mountain) Nori Fundin Gandalf Nain (father of Dain) Bungo Bagins Chief of Guards Thorin Bilbo Golfimbul Carc Gollum The Master Dwalin Bifur Great Goblin Bard Azog Oin Dain Necromancer Old Took Bert Galion (Elvenking's Butler) The remaining contestants: Dwarves/Bad Guys Balin Bombur Dori Fili Gloin Kili Thrain (father of Thorin) Thror (grandsire of Thorin) Bolg Chief Warg Smaug William Tom Men/Elves/Others Beorn Elrond Elvenking Girion Eagle Lord Roac Belladonna Took Bullroarer (Bilbo's great ancestor) FINALLY!! Ugh, I mean, ummmm..... start voting!!! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

01-07-2006, 11:50 PM	#5
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,593	++ Girion I mean, talk about useless and boring. He's got that...errr And he has this terrible...ummm When he sneezes he doesn't even...well... Oh bother! He's so dull I can't even think of anything to say about him. That puts the viewers to sleep and drives down ratings. The producers will thank us. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

01-08-2006, 08:25 AM	#6
WaynetheGoblin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 275	++girion Still havent broken my promise. __________________ if your happy im happy if your sad im sad if you jump of a cliff i watch

01-07-2006, 09:07 PM	#1
arcticstorm Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Johnson Bible College: Knoxville, TN Posts: 464	ah Elu, but Bert does not eat any of the contestants, mostly castoffs and animals. Also his eating of people is helping to raise the ratings.

01-08-2006, 09:42 AM	#7
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	I think I will finally aid morm in his quest to be rid of Elrond. ++Elrond He's so dull and he had his chance to win the grand prize THREE TIMES (if I'm not mistaken) already. He HAS to go! __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

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