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01-11-2006, 05:12 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
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Fortunately, the bridge guardian was forced to bring Legolas back by his hordes of fangirls.
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01-11-2006, 05:55 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Tossing half-sick between grotesque reality and savage, frightening dreams
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Unfortunately, Legolas, by some mystical force and a toaster, was now an English muffin.
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01-11-2006, 06:29 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Fortunately, Gimli was hungry again and he liked English Muffins
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01-11-2006, 06:54 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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Unfortunately, Gimli was lying face down in a puddle of mud and could not eat the English Muffin/Legolas.
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01-11-2006, 08:59 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: In a world grown ever smaller.
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Fortunatley, after arising from his lowly puddle of mud (being thrust there so harshly by one pj) he went on to eat Movie Legolas/English muffin, as well as a whole horde of fan girls, who had also been turned into english muffins. Thus was great good accomplished: Movie Gimli threw off teh personification of bumbler and relcaimed his rightful position as BOOK Gimli. As soon as he ate the English muffin, the age long curse was lifted and Book Legolas was freed from the crystal tower which had held him prisoner for so long, and his evil jailers/torturers (aka fangirls) were vanquished once for all!!!
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01-11-2006, 11:51 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
Location: Between the fortune cookie and the post-its.
Posts: 644
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Unfortunately, Book Legolas and Book Gimli fell into a bottomless pit, at the (non)bottom of which lurks a balrog.
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01-11-2006, 11:54 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles)
Posts: 1,548
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Fortunately the balrog was a strict vegetarian
and passivist, having left Beleriand because (as he explained to Morgoth) "violence is never the answer."
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