What do you "assign" to the Shire?

[Lhunardawen]

Originally Posted by Nilpaurion Felagund

I assign chocolates to the Shire. Though not just any chocolates, but ones with 'Painettu Suomessa' written on the boxes. Bonus points if they're heart-shaped ones.

Oh, indeed. And I assign those who receive them and give some to their lovely little sisters.

Ironic, yes, but I assign the "What do you assign to Mordor" thread to the Shire. Especially since I should be pushing myself off the computer right now but, needless to say, I can't.