The Hobbit Survivor

[Kuruharan]

No guarantees made or implied. Offer subject to change as a result of, but not limited to, the following conditions 1) preference for randomness 2) continued disagreement with R.E.A.L. F.A.T. courses of action.

The utter lack of consistency displayed on this thread is appalling. However, nobody is going to be able to stop the inevitable triumph of Belladonna Took (the preferred candidate of F.A.T.) for two reasons. A) She’s a sexy hobbit lass (or dowdy hobbit matron depending on which decade you happen to catch her in) and B) She’s so bland that everybody will repeatedly forget about her and a bandwagon against her will utterly fail to materialize.

Actually, there are three reasons…the irrational dwarfism being displayed by certain persons among the electors is actually going to play right into F.A.T.’s hands. It is entirely possible that F.A.T. will be able to successfully use this to maneuver things to control the voting right up until the end.

You may as well place your pre-orders for The Belladonna Took “I Just Won Hobbit Survivor” Swimsuit Calendar. Call now! Operators are standing by.