The Hobbit Survivor

[The Saucepan Man]

Oh go on then.

++ BALIN

Because he's a Dwarf, there are still too many Dwarves, and he has the most votes out of the Dwarfish contingent.

[Boromir88]

Finally I have some time to catch up.

++Balin

1) He's a dwarf

2) I'm bandwagoning

3) It's a pretty rotten trick to fake your death so the Fellowship thinks all the dwarves in Moria are dead. Now he's on survivor? What a creep.

[Elu Ancalime]

I will bandwagon all the time yay.

I call you to fufill your oath, WaynetheGoblin.

Move your DAIN like vote from Gloin to Balin, and I will give you peace in your living death.
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[Eonwe]

Ang, wasn't Balin teh one you had slated to win? Just checking...

We certainly do need two trolls! Three would be ideal, but some lot voted one off when i had my back turned. Native sheep poulation? The producers bought the island, and they can just as well live without sheep on it, if they get the ratings they want. And everyone like the antics these two are pulling: what with their strange societal ways they make for a bit of inter-tribe conflict. This would be serverly undermined if one were voted off: as Troll society is so very communal, the remaining Troll would feel the neel the need to gain assurace by assimilating into the mainstream of his tribe, thereby cancelling any culture-clashing.

[Tuor in Gondolin]

Holby and other Belladonna-lovers, over here!

So,

- - Tom

+ + Balin

[Lalaith]

This is awful. I don't want to vote Balin off

What's the tally, someone?

[Elu Ancalime]

I beleive its something like this:

Balin (woot): 5

Belladonna Took (holla): 5

Tom (save the Trolls!): 4




Error of margin: +/- 2 votes

The Reason for this Post: To motivate someone to get the accurate tally
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[Elu Ancalime]

let us lower the number of hobbits on the island

The ratio of hobbits to others is

2:12

Whearas the ratio of dwarves to others is

5:11

There is one male hobbit and one female hobbit left.
If either of them are voted off, how will the hobbit strain continue? That my friends is hunting an endangered species.

Dwarves spring out of the ground. We dont need any more, they will just attack everybody for jools and loot.

This is awful. I don't want to vote Balin off

Lalaith, you voted for Tom. Again if Tom is gone, then *checks list of remeaining characters* Then William will be without a friend, it was bad enough to vote off poor Bert, that's like breaking up the Blues Brothers, or Larry Curly and Mo, or 'W' and Blaire, or squash, beans, and corn! If your going to traumatize the trio by evicting one, leave the others alone for a chance for victory in Bert's name!

A vote for Tom is a vote against friendship.
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[Formendacil]

Okay, it's well over 48 hours since the last cast out (28 minus 25 DOES equal 3, correct?). That being the case, I'm going to exercise my replacement-mod authority and tally up the votes...

Today, the threat of eviction hung over the heads of many... Gloin, Elrond, Roac, Belladona Took, Tom, and Balin. Belladonna, the sole female, bore perhaps the greatest fear, but in the end, the voting went as such:

Elrond: I
Roac: I
Belladonna Took: IIIII
Tom: III
Balin: IIIII I

Once again victorious, the Dwarf-cullers had removed Balin. Ever gentlemanly, the old Dwarf stood up, bowed low, and departed the Island for parts unknown. Whether or not it was deep, Balrog-infested caverns, or Hobbit holes... well, that's why I said the parts were unknown.

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Contestants voted out:
Bofur
Ori
Durin (The first King Under the Mountain)
Nori
Fundin
Gandalf
Nain (father of Dain)
Bungo Bagins
Chief of Guards
Thorin
Bilbo
Golfimbul
Carc
Gollum
The Master
Dwalin
Bifur
Great Goblin
Bard
Azog
Oin
Dain
Necromancer
Old Took
Bert
Galion (Elvenking's Butler)
Girion
Thror (grandsire of Thorin)
Bolg
Elvenking
Thrain (father of Thorin)
Beorn
Dori
Balin

The remaining contestants:

Dwarves/Bad Guys
Bombur
Fili
Gloin
Kili
Chief Warg
Smaug
William
Tom

Men/Elves/Others
Elrond
Eagle Lord
Roac
Belladonna Took
Bullroarer (Bilbo's great ancestor)

Day 30 begins now. 12 more people.

I know that Glirdan said:

One more person and the last merging of the tribes will take place.

But I shall leave the actual performance of that act to him.

~Michael A. Joosten - Survivor: The Hobbit Backup Moderator~

[Formendacil]

Once again, Belladonna Took was in major threat of eviction. But her loyal fans rallied around her banner to evict another of the Dwarven tribe. As Ms. Took told reporters: "I like to live on the edge, as long as I don't get pushed off."

The day's voting went as follows:

Belladonna Took: IIIII I
Tom: II
Kili: IIIII II

In inimitable style, Kili stood up, faced the eviction police, and was slaughtered in a valiant attempt to remain at his family's side. Apart from Fili, no one seemed to really notice his departure.

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Contestants voted out:
Bofur
Ori
Durin (The first King Under the Mountain)
Nori
Fundin
Gandalf
Nain (father of Dain)
Bungo Bagins
Chief of Guards
Thorin
Bilbo
Golfimbul
Carc
Gollum
The Master
Dwalin
Bifur
Great Goblin
Bard
Azog
Oin
Dain
Necromancer
Old Took
Bert
Galion (Elvenking's Butler)
Girion
Thror (grandsire of Thorin)
Bolg
Elvenking
Thrain (father of Thorin)
Beorn
Dori
Balin
Kili

The remaining contestants:

Dwarves/Bad Guys
Bombur
Fili
Gloin
Chief Warg
Smaug
William
Tom

Men/Elves/Others
Elrond
Eagle Lord
Roac
Belladonna Took
Bullroarer (Bilbo's great ancestor)

Day 31 begins now. 11 more people.

Glirdan, I'll keep at this, if need be, until the last four people or so are left. After that, the job's yours no matter how busy you are.

~Michael A. Joosten - Survivor: The Hobbit Backup Moderator~

[Anguirel]

In order to do penance for my slowness on the Lucrezia front...

++TOM

[Kuruharan]

Again if Tom is gone, then *checks list of remeaining characters* Then William will be without a friend, it was bad enough to vote off poor Bert, that's like breaking up the Blues Brothers, or Larry Curly and Mo, or 'W' and Blaire, or squash, beans, and corn! If your going to traumatize the trio by evicting one, leave the others alone for a chance for victory in Bert's name!

A vote for Tom is a vote against friendship.

Pshaw! Believe me, nobody wants Tom gone any more than William. The two of them brawl incessantly, call each other all sorts of horrible names, and Tom hogs all the good loot. William would throw a party if Tom were voted off. He’d probably serve roast mutton with a side of villager.

[dwarves] will just attack everybody for jools and loot.

Yes, above I said “trolls” and “loot” in the same sentence. It is the trolls that are the looters. They’ve been raping and pillaging ever since they arrived on the island…and now somebody is trying to cover up their depravity by accusing the innocent (note the trollish spelling…of course, I would never suggest that anything so unpleasant as bribery could possibly be the root cause of all this).

Of course, this probably only increases this individual’s credibility in the eyes of some of our more unsavory electors.

And this same individual is now trying to paint us a picture of defending poor imposed upon Belladonna while keeping these brute beasts about on the island. After her victory she shall be delivering this individual a stern reprimand. (The creatures have made off with most of the money she brought with her. It is a miracle she has any left. However, it would be cruel for me to suggest that this individual wants to keep the trolls about the island in order for them to get the chance to rob the poor lady down to the very last penny... )

EDIT: Let's see if more people can't be persuaded to act more sensibly today.

++ TOM

[mormegil]

++Belladona Took

We can't let her get off to win.

[Lalaith]

++TOM

For reasons mentioned earlier. I think even Ang and Saucie should have sated their dwarf-lust by now.