Tol-in-Gaurhoth XVII: The Saga Continues to Continue quite Continuously - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Meneltarmacil · 02-07-2006, 04:03 PM

It was not long after the villagers had woken up that they noticed it.

A large pile of coconuts had appeared in the center of town overnight. Perplexed as to how it got there, the villagers discussed this recent phenomenon.

“Notice the interesting pyramidal shape of it?” Gil-Galad offered.

“It came from beyond the grave!” Kath exclaimed.

“”Don’t be silly, the Flying Spaghetti Monster clearly dropped it there,” Márcolië Lamen countered.

“The whales told me it was a gift from them,” said Naria.

Garin’s pigs, however, had already dug through the coconuts to find the body of poor Valier, who had giggled her last and had died standing on her head as the Wolves had tossed coconuts at her. All speculations stopped, as this was clearly the work of Wolves. Another innocent was dead.

Formendacil wrote all this down as usual, while malkatoj started searching the body for money.

Living:
mormegil- Elven smith
Garin- Truffle hunter with a half a dozen pigs and no social manners
Nilpaurion Felagund- Escaped thrall from Tol-in-Gaurhoth
dancing spawn of ungoliant- Florist
The Saucepan Man- Earnest and learned young man of the law
malkatoj- Retired Miracle Man (who is not really a man)
Gil-Galad- Shape-Analyst
Glirdan- Crazy guy down the street
Márcolië Lamen- Second official 8th day adventist Pastafarian
Formendacil- Village historian
Cailín- Deluded girl who believes she is a mermaid
Kath- Local investigator into the paranormal
the guy who be short- Mermaid-catcher and fisherman
WaynetheGoblin- Town geek, wimp, and nerd
Naria- Crazy old lady that thinks the marine life talks to her

Dead:
Meneltarmacil (Moderator): Speared by wolves on Night 1
AbercrombieOfRohan (Ordinary Villager): Treed and crushed by villagers on Day 1
Aiwendil (Ordinary Villager): Crushed by a tree chopped down by the werewolves onto his house on Night 2
Shelob (Ordinary Villager): Hung by villagers on Day 2
Valier (Ordinary Villager): Coconutted by wolves on Night 3

Wolves: 3
Villagers: 12

It is now Day 3. Villagers may post. Wolves, please cease PMing. Hunter and Ranger may PM each other now.

02-07-2006, 04:03 PM	#11
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	It was not long after the villagers had woken up that they noticed it. A large pile of coconuts had appeared in the center of town overnight. Perplexed as to how it got there, the villagers discussed this recent phenomenon. “Notice the interesting pyramidal shape of it?” Gil-Galad offered. “It came from beyond the grave!” Kath exclaimed. “”Don’t be silly, the Flying Spaghetti Monster clearly dropped it there,” Márcolië Lamen countered. “The whales told me it was a gift from them,” said Naria. Garin’s pigs, however, had already dug through the coconuts to find the body of poor Valier, who had giggled her last and had died standing on her head as the Wolves had tossed coconuts at her. All speculations stopped, as this was clearly the work of Wolves. Another innocent was dead. Formendacil wrote all this down as usual, while malkatoj started searching the body for money. Living: mormegil- Elven smith Garin- Truffle hunter with a half a dozen pigs and no social manners Nilpaurion Felagund- Escaped thrall from Tol-in-Gaurhoth dancing spawn of ungoliant- Florist The Saucepan Man- Earnest and learned young man of the law malkatoj- Retired Miracle Man (who is not really a man) Gil-Galad- Shape-Analyst Glirdan- Crazy guy down the street Márcolië Lamen- Second official 8th day adventist Pastafarian Formendacil- Village historian Cailín- Deluded girl who believes she is a mermaid Kath- Local investigator into the paranormal the guy who be short- Mermaid-catcher and fisherman WaynetheGoblin- Town geek, wimp, and nerd Naria- Crazy old lady that thinks the marine life talks to her Dead: Meneltarmacil (Moderator): Speared by wolves on Night 1 AbercrombieOfRohan (Ordinary Villager): Treed and crushed by villagers on Day 1 Aiwendil (Ordinary Villager): Crushed by a tree chopped down by the werewolves onto his house on Night 2 Shelob (Ordinary Villager): Hung by villagers on Day 2 Valier (Ordinary Villager): Coconutted by wolves on Night 3 Wolves: 3 Villagers: 12 It is now Day 3. Villagers may post. Wolves, please cease PMing. Hunter and Ranger may PM each other now. __________________ I ♣ baby seals. Last edited by Meneltarmacil; 02-07-2006 at 05:08 PM. Reason: grammar

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