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I got some funny ones:

In Middle-earth, Thranduil was a Tragic Dúnedain

In Middle-earth, Mouth of Sauron was a Happy Ent

In Middle-earth, Witch King of Angmar was a Cheerful Healer
Hobbit lad name for Witch King of Angmar: Joly Took from Overhill
Hobbit lass name for Witch King of Angmar: Chica Took from Overhill

Just to prove that accents DO matter:
In Middle-earth, Èowyn was a Intelligent Ringwraith

In Middle-earth, Éowyn was a Muddy-booted Barrow-wight

Here's a good one!
In Middle-earth, Sauron was a Pointy-eared Noldor
Elven Name Possibilities for Sauron
The root name suitable for feminine and masculine is: Mortal
Dwarven Name for Sauron: Thrór Musicplate

In Middle-earth, Saruman was a Evil Valar
In Middle-earth, Saruman the White was a Talented Eagle
Hobbit lad name for Saruman the White: Gorbadoc Gardener from Overhill
Hobbit lass name for Saruman the White: Bell Gardener from Overhill
In Middle-earth, Saruman the Wise was a Smiling Black Númenorean
In Middle-earth, Saruman, Ringmaker was a Friendless Eorling
In Middle-earth, Saruman of Many Colors was a Furry-footed Druadan

In Middle-earth, Smaug was a Lonely Wainrider

In Middle-earth, Théoden was a Stuttering Peredhil

In Middle-earth, Barliman Butterbur was a Diminutive Ghost

In Middle-earth, Túrin was a Six-toothed Uruk-hai

In Middle-earth, Niniel was a Talented Warg

In Middle-earth, Ghân-buri-Ghân was a Loathsome Maiar
Hobbit lad name for Ghân-buri-Ghân: Hamfast from Gamwich
Hobbit lass name for Ghân-buri-Ghân: Asphodel from Gamwich
(Is it just me, or is there no last name?)

In Middle-earth, Bilbo Baggins was a Confused Goblin

In Middle-earth, Ted Sandyman was a Angry Eagle

In Middle-earth, Aulë was a Fearless Hobbit

In Middle-earth, Húrin was a Frightened Balrog

In Middle-earth, Glaurung was a Regretful Maiar
Hobbit lad name for Glaurung: Hildigrim from Hobbiton
Hobbit lass name for Glaurung: Bell from Hobbiton
(Whaddya know, another no-last-name)

In Middle-earth, Yavanna was a Dancing Vanyar

In Middle-earth, Gwindor was a Pointy-eared Elf

In Middle-earth, Uglúk was a Fearless Gamgee
Orkish Name for Uglúk: Morbrúg the Bad-Moon

In Middle-earth, Fingon was a Diminutive Warg

In Middle-earth, Fëanor was a Loathsome Wood-Elf

In Middle-earth, Gollum was a Overgrown Oathbreaker
Dwarven Name for Gollum: Marin Silenteyes

In Middle-earth, Fingolfin was a Cowardly Snaga

In Middle-earth, Turgon was a Respected Shirriff

In Middle-earth, Grishnakh was a Talented Eagle

In Middle-earth, Beren was a Talkative Half-elf

In Middle-earth, Gaffer Gamgee was a Springle-Ring-Dancing Avari

In Middle-earth, Melkor was a Overweight Vanyar

In Middle-earth, Mandos was a Bothersome Ent

In Middle-earth, Thingol was a Evil Valar

In Middle-earth, Haldir was a Tired Healer

In Middle-earth, Lindir was a Stunning Balrog

In Middle-earth, Olorin was a Confused Sniffer

In Middle-earth, Olórin was a Angry Gaffer

In Middle-earth, Tharkûn was a Miruvor-drinking Valar

In Middle-earth, Incánus was a Annoying Stone-troll

In Middle-earth, Mithrandir was a Beautiful Olog-hai

In Middle-earth, Galadriel was a Miruvor-drinking Nazgûl

In Middle-earth, Alatáriel was a Tragic Stone-troll

In Middle-earth, Treebeard was a Laughing Wainrider

In Middle-earth, Fangorn was a Awful Elf

In Middle-earth, Grima was a Respected Shirriff

In Middle-earth, Gríma was a Amorous Bounder

In Middle-earth, Wormtongue was a Muddy-booted Beorning

In Middle-earth, Gríma Wormtongue was a Tired Beorning

In Middle-earth, Elrond was a Irritating Mûmak

Okay that's enogh for now...