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Thinlómien · 02-20-2006, 05:29 PM

I really like him - but there's no other chance:

++Gloin

Kuruharan · 02-20-2006, 05:46 PM

Announcer: I like to move it, move it too you know…what? Oh…and we’re back to MET’s coverage of the Finals of Hobbit Survivor brought to you by Mallorn Treecutting. Remember if you ever need to engage in some light deforestation, call the experts at Mallorn. I’m joined here by Bob and our sideline reporter, the lovely and playing hard-to-get Amanda.

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loooong pause

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Bob?

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Lhunardawen · 02-21-2006, 01:55 AM

I knew the Warg brothers are incapable of revenge.

++SMAUG, no question.

Lalaith · 02-21-2006, 06:31 AM

Well, I haven't forgotten the Long Winter. ++BULLROARER

PS. All you Smaugers who think you're being so deliciously decadent - pah, I say to you. The pre-Hobbit Smaug was certainly glamorously wicked, yes. But the one we meet in the book is a lazy old hoard potato, never leaving the mountain, just sitting around getting fat and stupid.

dancing spawn of ungoliant · 02-21-2006, 09:58 AM

The Dragon of Erebor, the one who 'Squeezed Through a Hole', the Greatest Dragon of His Time,

++Smaug the Golden.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lalaith

The pre-Hobbit Smaug was certainly glamorously wicked, yes. But the one we meet in the book is a lazy old hoard potato, never leaving the mountain, just sitting around getting fat and stupid.

A little sour because Bullroarer's not doing so well, are we?

Lalaith · 02-21-2006, 10:02 AM

Nay, not sour, milady, merely resigned. I was predicting Smaug's victory long afore this. But that doesn't mean I can't point things out, does it?

WaynetheGoblin · 02-21-2006, 02:51 PM

++smaug
It is over.

02-20-2006, 05:29 PM	#1
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	I really like him - but there's no other chance: ++Gloin __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

02-20-2006, 05:46 PM	#2
Kuruharan Regal Dwarven Shade Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold Posts: 3,593	Announcer: I like to move it, move it too you know…what? Oh…and we’re back to MET’s coverage of the Finals of Hobbit Survivor brought to you by Mallorn Treecutting. Remember if you ever need to engage in some light deforestation, call the experts at Mallorn. I’m joined here by Bob and our sideline reporter, the lovely and playing hard-to-get Amanda. Sideline Reporter: I’m going to be even harder to get after the restraining order! Announcer: Isn’t she cute! Bob, fill us in here on what has been going on. Color Commentator: yawns Aside from you being served a balanced diet of disrespect, not a whole lot. A few stragglers have come in and voted, but unless there are more yawns, pardon me, I think I’m going to take a nap. In fact, I had a cot brought up here a minute ago. Announcer: That’s great Bob! And now a report from the sidelines. loooong pause Announcer: Hellooo? What? Oh she did…well…uhhh, where do you think the voting will go from here, Bob? Bob? Color Commentator: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Announcer: We’ll be right back. __________________ ...finding a path that cannot be found, walking a road that cannot be seen, climbing a ladder that was never placed, or reading a paragraph that has no...

02-21-2006, 06:31 AM	#4
Lalaith Blithe Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,779	Well, I haven't forgotten the Long Winter. ++BULLROARER PS. All you Smaugers who think you're being so deliciously decadent - pah, I say to you. The pre-Hobbit Smaug was certainly glamorously wicked, yes. But the one we meet in the book is a lazy old hoard potato, never leaving the mountain, just sitting around getting fat and stupid. __________________ Out went the candle, and we were left darkling

02-21-2006, 10:02 AM	#6
Lalaith Blithe Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,779	Nay, not sour, milady, merely resigned. I was predicting Smaug's victory long afore this. But that doesn't mean I can't point things out, does it? __________________ Out went the candle, and we were left darkling

02-21-2006, 02:51 PM	#7
WaynetheGoblin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: far far away Posts: 275	++smaug It is over. __________________ if your happy im happy if your sad im sad if you jump of a cliff i watch

02-21-2006, 01:55 AM	#3
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	I knew the Warg brothers are incapable of revenge. ++SMAUG, no question.

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