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02-21-2006, 09:50 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles)
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Fortunately, Luthien decided it was time to mess with
another of the Valar and sang a song to Manwe which convinced hime to send Johnny the Stinky Balrog into the void where he could aggravate Morgoth, thus proving that women can make a difference.
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02-21-2006, 11:55 AM
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Twisted Taleswapper
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity
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Unfortunately Johnny the stinky Balrog and Melkor got along famously. They hung out with each other all the time. But with such close contact to Johnny, Morgoth too began to stink. The stench of the two bosom buddies dancing and partying began to eminate from the void, spilling it's way in to Middle Earth. Proving again that Women always underestimate the "drunken" love two buddies can have for each other.
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02-21-2006, 08:43 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: In a world grown ever smaller.
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Fortunately, Tulkas returned from...barbequeing...with Zeus...and smote them each a ringing blow for their combined stinkiness and not-attracing-the-lady...ing...
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02-21-2006, 08:50 PM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
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Unfortunately, because Tulkas was a big brute and his brawns are bigger than his brains (that's right, I'm insulting a Valar
 ), he didn't understand anything that Eonwe said.
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02-22-2006, 02:41 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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Fortunately.
. . . Tulkas beat the Void out of Glirdan for insulting him.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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02-22-2006, 05:35 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Unfortunately the organization known as GRA (Glirdanite Rights Activists: Some members include- Melkor, Johnny the Stinky Balrog, Gandalf, and Fingolfin) witnessed Tulkas beating the Void out of Glirdan, and so they beat the void out of Tulkas.
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02-22-2006, 07:56 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: In a world grown ever smaller.
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Fortunately
Except they couldn't. His sheer coolness denigned any possiblility of even coming close to that.
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