The Never Ending Poem...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

He then collapsed, crying "Liver! I must eat more liver!"
"Without my Saucepan to cook it, I'm lost!"

He wept until winter's fell frost
Began to bite his tows and beard

[JennyHallu]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

He wept until winter's fell frost
Began to bite his tows and beard

Then Grima presented him LIVER (pan seared)
And he giggled and ate with a spork.

[Durelin]

Then Grima presented him LIVER (pan seared)
And he giggled and ate with a spork.

But everyone knows liver should be slivered by a fork,
And this his stomach announced - rumbling for all to hear

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Durelin

But everyone knows liver should be slivered by a fork,
And this his stomach announced - rumbling for all to hear

All the while, the Hobbits drank his beer.
The wizard, sick, was confined to bed

[JennyHallu]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

All the while, the Hobbits drank his beer.
The wizard, sick, was confined to bed

And, holding his aching and quaking old head,
He demanded instead that they smoke.

[Gurthang]

Originally Posted by JennyHallu

And, holding his aching and quaking old head,
He demanded instead that they smoke.

So as a rude practical joke,
They filled his room full with fumes...

[JennyHallu]

Originally Posted by Gurthang

So as a rude practical joke,
They filled his room full with fumes...

And he grinned..."The smoke one consumes,
is better than the need I had got."