The Hobbit - Chapter 07 - Queer Lodgings

[Aiwendil]

WARNING: Never send a copy of The Hobbit to
Steven Colbert (of The Colbert Report--- pronunced, of
course, Colbear Repor) since
he will be terrified of Beorn! And he'll
probably rip the book.

Actually, he's a big Tolkien fan. But this is really neither here nor there.