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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: far far away
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++sauron
Badguys shouldent win.
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Honestly, what need do we have for elves who cannot stay dead?
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Riveting Ribbiter
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Assigned to Mordor
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++DURIN III
Rather unoriginal to be the third Durin, isn't it? Being the second is dull but excusable. Being a triple is unpardonable.
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Energetic Essence
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![]() ++Durin III After that last season, I don't want to see another Dwarf ever again!
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Beloved Shadow
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I say to make for a more interesting contest, we should leave the bigger names alone and then let them duke it out for supremacy.
Use the guidelines below for voting. 1) Don't vote off any of the Noldor. If you want to vote for an elf, select one from among the not-so-cool-and-important Sindar. 2) Leave Ar-Pharazon, Elendil, and Isildur alone. Those three will probably make for the best game out of the humans on the list. Kill off the other Numenorians/Gondorians before these three. 3) Leave the bad guys alone for a while. Baddies always make things more interesting. If you have to vote for a baddie, pick a minor one- not Sauron or the Witch King. 4) Get rid of those "other speakers". They don't add any excitement. The best known one is Fangorn (Treebeard), and his primary trait is being boring. Heed my words and you will have more fun, I promise.
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Regal Dwarven Shade
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: A Remote Dwarven Hold
Posts: 3,593
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Announcer: Greetings sentients and welcome to the first day of the Second Age Survivor brought to you by Jack’s Rented Mules. Remember, when you need a rented mule, Jack’s got the…uhhh, something or other for you! I’m joined in the booth by my good friend and colleague Bob.
Color Commentator: Hello. (Gin and tonic please.) Announcer: And down on the sidelines we have the lovely but agonizingly unattainable Amanda. Sideline Reporter: Can it, creep! Announcer: Isn’t she cute? Bob, what is your take on the action thus far? Color Commentator: The bar doesn’t seem to be as well stocked here and the service is a bit slow. Oh, you meant in the game…well, it’s been a bit of a slow start. Sauron got an early vote followed by Glorfindel. Then the dwarfism that was so apparent in the last game reared its repetitive head combined with Glirdan sniveling pathetically about the number of dwarves in the last game (of course, he had absolutely nothing to do with the selection of the last field so he has every right to complain). Other than that, not much has happened. Well, the phantom has contributed a silly opinion that it is better to leave the big names for later. He is obviously not a connoisseur of the game or he would realize that it is much more fun to watch people get whipped up into a frenzy over irrelevant characters. It is my considered opinion we should get rid of the more famous characters first. This will generate fireworks from the beginning, stir up a lot of bad blood so that by the time the end comes around everyone will be attempting to gnaw each other’s legs off over a couple of characters who never spoke in the books. What great fun that will be! Announcer: Splendid, just look at her thighs! Color Commentator: What? Sideline Reporter: POLICE!!! Officer Walley: Sir, I’m afraid I’m going to have to take you down to the station. Announcer: What for? Officer Walley: For actions in flagrant violation of the Not on a Family Website Act of FA 600. Put down the chair and come along quietly and there won’t be any trouble. Announcer: No! I have my behavioral privileges, same as other announcers. I’ll sue! You’ll be hearing from… Officer Walley hits Announcer over the head with Mr. Billy Club Officer Walley: I warned you. Color Commentator: We’ll be right back after these brief commercial messages. (Where’s my gin and tonic?)
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
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++Anárion
cause he died in a dishonourable way
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