Survivor: The Second Age

[The Saucepan Man]

Originally Posted by Anguirel

All defenders of Celeborn, you know to vote for the psychopathic cactus-eater Khamul...

Or, alternatively, for that non-descript non-entity, Gil-Galad (the Elven King that is, not the Downer ).

++ GIL-GALAD

I mean, Sauron just wanted to give him a nice warm hug, and he had to go and burst into flames. So much for Elvien resilience.

Incidentally, Ang, you display a lamentable grasp of Easterling pronunciation.

Khamûl, is of course pronounced Khar-mool, with a guttural "Kha".

Which of course means, in Westron, splay-hooved beast of burden with handy water-retaining features.