What do you assign to Mordor? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Mithalwen · 03-18-2006, 01:22 PM

Cheap nylon carpets.

I couldn't understand why my hair had become so ridiculously full of static electricity. I haven't had this problem since I left school. Then I realised that it is my new assignment in a hospital - traipsing endless corridors on institution carpet has left me crackling and looking like I have been attached to a van de Graaff generator.

piosenniel · 03-18-2006, 01:36 PM

Death and his attendants, come too soon . . .

Laitoste · 03-18-2006, 08:35 PM

Wireless internet. See my post in the What do you "assign" to the Shire? thread.

Elu Ancalime · 03-18-2006, 11:00 PM

I would assign Communists. Every orc is equal, they all are labors (class struggle) but theres really a dictator controlling it all.
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Justin bieber fan

Alcarillo · 03-19-2006, 12:03 AM

Better hope Rune doesn't hear that . . .

And, um, I would like to assign to Mordor whenever people mispronounce my last name. Maybe I should move to Germany or Switzerland, where everybody would pronounce it correctly.

the guy who be short · 03-19-2006, 03:58 AM

Quote:

I would assign Communists. Every orc is equal, they all are labors (class struggle) but theres really a dictator controlling it all.

Sadly, the perfect world has already been assigned.

I'll assign the exploitation of the workers.

On a serious note, I want to assign the confusion of communism with such notions as Stalinism, armed revolution and fascism.

Cailín · 03-19-2006, 09:44 AM

Procrastinating - though it may already be there.

I have perfected the art thus that I started making lists of what I still have to do before tomorrow, blink at the screen, feel nauseous, panic slightly and then go back to pointlessly refreshing the Downs index page.

I feel I am doomed.

03-18-2006, 01:22 PM	#1
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	Hello Mrs Einstein.... Cheap nylon carpets. I couldn't understand why my hair had become so ridiculously full of static electricity. I haven't had this problem since I left school. Then I realised that it is my new assignment in a hospital - traipsing endless corridors on institution carpet has left me crackling and looking like I have been attached to a van de Graaff generator. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace Last edited by Mithalwen; 03-18-2006 at 01:40 PM.

03-18-2006, 01:36 PM	#2
piosenniel Desultory Dwimmerlaik Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Pickin' flowers with Bill the Cat..... Posts: 7,779	Death and his attendants, come too soon . . . __________________ Eldest, that’s what I am . . . I knew the dark under the stars when it was fearless - before the Dark Lord came from Outside.

03-18-2006, 08:35 PM	#3
Laitoste Wight Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Behind the hills Posts: 164	Who says I have to choose? Wireless internet. See my post in the What do you "assign" to the Shire? thread. __________________ "If we're still alive in the morning, we'll know that we're not dead."~South Park

03-18-2006, 11:00 PM	#4
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	I would assign Communists. Every orc is equal, they all are labors (class struggle) but theres really a dictator controlling it all. ________ Justin bieber fan Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:30 PM.

03-19-2006, 12:03 AM	#5
Alcarillo Shadow of the Past Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Minas Mor-go Posts: 1,007	Better hope Rune doesn't hear that . . . And, um, I would like to assign to Mordor whenever people mispronounce my last name. Maybe I should move to Germany or Switzerland, where everybody would pronounce it correctly. Last edited by Alcarillo; 03-19-2006 at 12:06 AM.

03-19-2006, 09:44 AM	#7
Cailín Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lurking in the shadows. Posts: 711	Procrastinating - though it may already be there. I have perfected the art thus that I started making lists of what I still have to do before tomorrow, blink at the screen, feel nauseous, panic slightly and then go back to pointlessly refreshing the Downs index page. I feel I am doomed.

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