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04-10-2006, 11:19 PM
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Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: my own private fantasy world
Posts: 3,460
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End of Day the First
The inaugural day of Minor Works Survivor began slowly, with the judges warily eyeing many of the unfamiliar contestants. Votes, when they came, were varied. At the end, two unlucky characters ended up tied:
Tom Bombadil: 2 votes Princess Pam: 2 votes Sunny Sam: 1 vote The Mewlips: 1 vote The Giant from the Wild Hills: 1 vote The Sea-serpent: 1 vote And so, Tom and Pam were literally trussed up together and heaved into the Sea. Tom gave a cry of "Hey derry dol!" with a mysterious wink and Pam, being the Princess of the Sea, simply smiled as she returned to her home with a mighty splash. Day the Second finds 50 remaining contestants: Farmer Giles of Ham Ćgidius Ahenobarbus Julius Agricola de Hammo (Farmer Giles of Ham) Gram, his dog The Giant from the Wild Hills King Augustus Bonifacious Chrysophylax Dives The Miller The Parson Sunny Sam (Fabricius Cunctator) The Blacksmith Smith of Wooton Major/Leaf By Niggle Master Cook Rider Alf the Prentice, King of Faerie Nokes Smith of Wooton Major Nell Queen of Faerie Niggle Mr. Parish The Adventures of Tom Bombadil (Poems) Goldberry Badger Old Man Willow The Barrow-wight Goodman Maggott Princess Mee Fíriel The Mewlips Troll Perry-the-Winkle Roverandom Roverandom The Wizard Artaxerxes The Little Boy Psamothos Psamathides Mew, the Seagull Man-in-the-Moon Moon-dog Great White Dragon Mer-dog Uin, the Whale The Sea-serpent Mr. Bliss Mr. Bliss Girabbit Mr. Binks Mr. Day Mrs. Knight Archie Teddy Bruno Fattie Dorkins Albert Dorkins Herbert Dorkins Egbert Dorkins Sergeant Boffin
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04-11-2006, 12:07 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps.
Posts: 527
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++Sea-serpent.
Stop eating the people on our beaches. Middle-Earth is losing economy.
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"And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains |
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04-11-2006, 01:27 AM
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
Posts: 2,778
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++MR BINKS
Along with the rest of his villainous crew, this shady character refuses to reveal his first name. He's obviously a Colombian coke dealer, a Mafioso or a CIA operative. See you, Giovanni! Not so blasted secretive now!
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Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso |
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04-11-2006, 07:02 AM
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Princess of Skwerlz
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles)
Posts: 7,500
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I suggest we send
++Perry-the-Winkle away. He is definitely not thinking of the general welfare of the others, since he eats up all of the food and leaves none for his fellow villagers.
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'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...' |
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04-11-2006, 07:22 AM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
Posts: 8,390
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+ + MR PARISH
Not only is he inconsiderate of Niggle during his lifetime, but he goes and plagues him in his afterlife too. 
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Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind! |
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04-11-2006, 07:32 AM
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 6,003
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+ + PRINCESS MEE
Do we really need to reflect on this one?
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I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away. |
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04-11-2006, 08:42 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Southeast Pennsylvania
Posts: 3,651
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+ + Mer-dog
The S.P.O.C.S.T. (Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Stone Trolls) sees this vote as a preemptive strike against future trolls being confused by terms such as "Burra-hobbits" which tend to confuse their not capacious intellects. P.S. Food for thought: for future Survivors, what about an all-girl Survivors, all-hobbit, and perhaps the most interesting (certainly the bloodiest) an all-orc Survivor?
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The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.' |
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