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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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+ + NELL
Not only whining but in a future life Dudley Doright's girlfriend. ![]()
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
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How many of us know who Dudley Doright is?
![]() But it seems the bell knells for the belle Nell. ++ NELL By the by, if anyone is starving, it is due to that cook. He should be the next to go.
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Princess of Skwerlz
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles)
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Why not scrap
++Master Cook Rider if it must be a character from Smith? He's a rather marginal person in that story. There are few enough females around anymore, so keep Nell, is my opinion. Or have you gents forgotten that it takes two genders to survive as a race??!
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Byronic Brand
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The 1590s
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Ha ha! Patronising support of women! I cry sexual discrimination!
Women of the Downs, prove your empowerment by voting for someone with no merits at all despite her being one of the Universal Sisterhood! Don't protect her purely by dint of her chromosomes! Feminists, to arms! Down with the sappy demure child-bearer! (Aside: men, get her. One woman down, three to go...)
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Itinerant Songster
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: The Edge of Faerie
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Alf was not whimsical!
![]() Fool of a SaucePanakeia! He was the mover and shaker in the whole story! To miss that is to roll in pig slop and love it! Here. Have some pearls. ![]() The most whimsical and useless character in the Smith story was, I agree with Estelyn, ++Master Cook Rider Join forces to relieve Wootton of deadwood! Ride the man down! |
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Shadow of the Past
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Minas Mor-go
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++Master Cook Rider For general minorness as a major-minor character. |
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Riveting Ribbiter
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Assigned to Mordor
Posts: 1,767
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![]() But...but...Alf is Alf! The fuzzy brown alien thing with a talk show on TV Land. I can't stand that show, even before Alf got a talk show. Never could. What a disgraceful way for Alf the Prentice to behave a few centuries later. ![]() Sorry, but I'll have to stand behind this vote. Oh. And I declare Alf the candidate for all Whovians on this side of the pond. How can we allow the annoying Alf have a show when the Doctor is gone?
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Cryptic Aura
Join Date: May 2002
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Ah, dearie me, Possums! I see that Esty et al have not waited for tomorrow to turf out this cookish monster, as I suggested, but acted upon the suggestion this very day. Well, who am I to ignore my own bandwagon.
![]() -- Nell ++ Master Cook Rider
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Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: my own private fantasy world
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There was a calculated attack on the SoWM characters day twenty-seven, but only one bit the bullet:
Master Cook Rider: 4 votes Nell: 2 votes Alf, King of Faerie: 2 votes And so Rider bit the bullet. Literally. Someone baked a bullet into his cake and when he bit down, his head exploded, leaving bits of brain and bread all over the place. Day the Twenty-Eighth finds 16 contestants remaining: The Major Minor Works Ćgidius Ahenobarbus Julius Agricola de Hammo (Farmer Giles of Ham) Gram, his dog Chrysophylax Dives The Parson Alf the Prentice, King of Faerie Smith of Wootton Major Nell Queen of Faerie The More Minor Minor Works Goldberry Badger Fíriel The Wizard Artaxerxes Moon-dog Mr. Day Teddy Bruno
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Eidolon of a Took
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: my own private fantasy world
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![]() By the by, Ang, I quite don't follow your logic. Any true (or intelligent) feminist wouldn't savagely turn on one of her own sex based on the fact that she's put her reproductive system to use. And the prospect of allowing a dude to call us to arms to castigate one of our own for her not-maleness... ha ha! Foolish indeed for females to call pretending they're not females "empowerment." If only we could make it so men had to do the child-bearing, but alas, I'll wager you lads couldn't handle it.... But no one listen to me, I'm just the mod overseeing you tumultuous lot. ![]()
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