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Diamond18 · 05-18-2006, 11:53 PM

Nell: 5 votes

The Parson: 4 votes

Queen of Faerie: 1 vote

And so, as Ang declared his undying passion for Nell, she recoiled from him in horror.

"You what?"

He dove to one knee and grasped her hand. "I adore you, my sweet candy truffle, come away with me where we will make beautiful love together!"

"But... but..." she tried to extricate her hand, "you aided in the death of my husband!"

"Of course, he was in the way! And besides, he was having an affair with the Queen of Faerie, we did you a favor!"

"Erm... well I have children."

"Forget the little rugrats! You can bear my children and have a household of little Ang's running around." Ang attempted his most charming leer, but alas, it failed.

Nell, running out of verbal defenses, turned and ran. She ran, and ran, and ran, and no one ever heard from her again. Rumor has it she assumed a new identity and got plastic surgery to prevent Ang from ever tracking her down.

Day the Thirty-Seventh finds 6 contestants remaining:

The Dudes:

Alf the Prentice, King of Faerie
The Parson

The Chicks:

Goldberry
Queen of Faerie

The Beasties:

Gram
Chrysophylax Dives

Gurthang · 05-19-2006, 12:36 AM

I'm mad I missed that vote. Oh, well, it won't kill me here!

++The Queen of Faerie

For having an affair... with Nell's husband... I forget his name.

Anguirel · 05-19-2006, 03:14 AM

Alas! Alas! Scorn'd love, &c

++THE PARSON

Can't you all see this heretic is now preaching the Word of Smith?

tom bombariffic · 05-19-2006, 04:56 AM

finally, some allies in the fight against the

++Queen Of Faerie

if she doesn't go today, I may cry.

bombariffic

Celuien · 05-19-2006, 04:59 AM

I can sympathize with your grief, oh poor rejected Anguirel.

I'm dead, and you lost your Nell.

++ THE PARSON

Tuor in Gondolin · 05-19-2006, 08:28 AM

+ + The Parson

Doesn't have a prayer of a chance to win
against fairie nobility and dragons.

Gurthang · 05-19-2006, 08:51 AM

Fools! Choose now which is worse!

A diminutive wayward parson, who's only crime is being easily sidetracker from his way?

OR

A Queen, lustrous and evil, who had an affair at her height of power, no doubt plummeting her entire society into a pit of greed and debauchery?

Hardly a tough choice, if you ask me.

05-18-2006, 11:53 PM	#1
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,460	End of Day the Thirty-Sixth Nell: 5 votes The Parson: 4 votes Queen of Faerie: 1 vote And so, as Ang declared his undying passion for Nell, she recoiled from him in horror. "You what?" He dove to one knee and grasped her hand. "I adore you, my sweet candy truffle, come away with me where we will make beautiful love together!" "But... but..." she tried to extricate her hand, "you aided in the death of my husband!" "Of course, he was in the way! And besides, he was having an affair with the Queen of Faerie, we did you a favor!" "Erm... well I have children." "Forget the little rugrats! You can bear my children and have a household of little Ang's running around." Ang attempted his most charming leer, but alas, it failed. Nell, running out of verbal defenses, turned and ran. She ran, and ran, and ran, and no one ever heard from her again. Rumor has it she assumed a new identity and got plastic surgery to prevent Ang from ever tracking her down. Day the Thirty-Seventh finds 6 contestants remaining: The Dudes: Alf the Prentice, King of Faerie The Parson The Chicks: Goldberry Queen of Faerie The Beasties: Gram Chrysophylax Dives __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

05-19-2006, 12:36 AM	#2
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	I'm mad I missed that vote. Oh, well, it won't kill me here! ++The Queen of Faerie For having an affair... with Nell's husband... I forget his name. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

05-19-2006, 03:14 AM	#3
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	Alas! Alas! Scorn'd love, &c ++THE PARSON Can't you all see this heretic is now preaching the Word of Smith? __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

05-19-2006, 04:56 AM	#4
tom bombariffic Wight Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: In the house of Tom Bombariffic Posts: 196	finally, some allies in the fight against the ++Queen Of Faerie if she doesn't go today, I may cry. bombariffic __________________ The 'hum' generated by an electric car is not in fact the noise of the engine, but that of the driver's self-righteousness oscillating at a high frequency.

05-19-2006, 04:59 AM	#5
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	I can sympathize with your grief, oh poor rejected Anguirel. I'm dead, and you lost your Nell. ++ THE PARSON __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.

05-19-2006, 08:28 AM	#6
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	+ + The Parson Doesn't have a prayer of a chance to win against fairie nobility and dragons. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

05-19-2006, 08:51 AM	#7
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Fools! Choose now which is worse! A diminutive wayward parson, who's only crime is being easily sidetracker from his way? OR A Queen, lustrous and evil, who had an affair at her height of power, no doubt plummeting her entire society into a pit of greed and debauchery? Hardly a tough choice, if you ask me. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

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