Confess your crimes here...

[narfforc]

I feel someone has stolen some of my stolen work, it is actually Stan Gamble and his Gorge Fourmen grill................................

[Encaitare]

Waaaaay back in the day, I wrote about half of a Legomance, the original sin of LotR fanfiction. To my credit, however...
1. It wasn't a Tenth Walker story, as she met up with the Fellowship in Lothlorien,
2. It wasn't an "OMG sad abused girl falls into Middle-earth SQUEEEEEEEEE" sort of story, and
3. The story was never posted anywhere and has since been deleted from my computer.

[Lalwendë]

I want to know just how many of us have drawn pictures of "The Death of Boromir"?

Some time ago Saucepan posted a picture he drew so I know I'm not alone. I've still got mine somewhere. Aragorn and Boromir both had long-ish hair - probably in slight mullet styles, it being the 80s. And Boromir was stuck full of arrows, with a bit of red pencil crayoned in round them to represent blood.

I also want to know how many people used to draw Elves as I did - tall and thin, with pointy ears and large, oddly distended eyes, rather like aliens?

I may try to find the notebook I had when a child which I used to create characters in, as its full of bad drawings. Then I could scan some if I'm feeling brave and we might have a 'show and tell'.

[Durelin]

Spockú.

Oh, and I played a "Dark Elf" on one or two occasions.

*sighs and holds her hands out to be cuffed*

[Roa_Aoife]

My crimes as they stand are:

I dislike elves.

I love the movies, own all three, and have LOTR movie-thons on a regular basis with a friend who has the extended editions. (12 straight hours of Tolkienish goodness, baby. )

I own LOTR Trivial Pursuit, and I've never lost a game of it. (Is that a crime?)

I've RP'd as a non-Tolkien race. (Tuatha De Danaan) I also maintain that this should have been in ME.

And, perhaps worst of all, I've never read The Hobbit.

[The 1,000 Reader]

Originally Posted by Roa_Aoife

My crimes as they stand are:

I dislike elves.

Innocent.

Originally Posted by Roa_Aoife

I love the movies, own all three, and have LOTR movie-thons on a regular basis with a friend who has the extended editions. (12 straight hours of Tolkienish goodness, baby. )

As long as it's not the EE versions, innocent.

Originally Posted by Roa_Aoife

I own LOTR Trivial Pursuit, and I've never lost a game of it. (Is that a crime?)

Guilty.

Originally Posted by Roa_Aoife

I've RP'd as a non-Tolkien race. (Tuatha De Danaan) I also maintain that this should have been in ME.

Sketchy.

Originally Posted by Roa_Aoife

And, perhaps worst of all, I've never read The Hobbit.

Innocent.

[Firefoot]

I found the volumes of HoME that I read to be largely boring. The notable exception being the Lays of Beleriand, which I did enjoy. But volumes 1-2, 4, and I think I picked up 7... nuh-uh.

I've never written parodies, but my cousin and I have live-acted parodies of given scenes of LotR.

[Roa_Aoife]

Originally Posted by The 1,000th Reader

Quote:
Originally Posted by Roa_Aoife
I own LOTR Trivial Pursuit, and I've never lost a game of it. (Is that a crime?)

Guilty.

Oh ho! I sense competition! Perhaps we will have to challenge each other at some point.

Originally Posted by Durelin

Spockú.

Ouch.

One more crime- Actually writing a tenth walker story. Though no romance was involved, and I never finished it for posting. (I would rather shrivel up and die.)