|
 |
|
Visit The *EVEN NEWER* Barrow-Downs Photo Page |
|
|
07-26-2006, 11:33 AM
|
#1 | |
|
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 500
  |
Quote:
 Q: Why is it that, though elves are so in-tuned with nature, that they have to buy wine of men?
__________________
MONEY Anyone who says it doesn't buy happiness.....is probably broke. |
|
|
|
|
07-27-2006, 08:54 AM
|
#2 | |
|
Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: the Shadow Gallery
Posts: 276
|
Okay. I'll give it another go.
Quote:
Q: Why is Gandalf the Grey grey?
__________________
The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream." |
|
|
|
|
|
07-27-2006, 10:01 AM
|
#3 |
|
Stormdancer of Doom
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars
Posts: 4,349
  |
Because he washed his black clothes with too much bleach.
Why is the Balrog hot?
__________________
...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve. |
|
|
|
|
07-27-2006, 02:10 PM
|
#4 | |
|
Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
Posts: 3,285
|
Quote:
 Q: Why is Sauron's eye surrounded by fire? ( I have seriously been wondering about this one...)
__________________
I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
|
|
|
|
|
|
07-27-2006, 03:22 PM
|
#5 |
|
Twisted Taleswapper
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity
Posts: 1,706
|
Q: Why is Sauron's eye surrounded by fire? ( I have seriously been wondering about this one...)
A: Because of all the black smoke and ash The Eye has irritated eye. Q: What really are the Mearas?
__________________
grand return?........ |
|
|
|
|
07-27-2006, 03:54 PM
|
#6 | |
|
Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 500
|
Quote:
...duh!! lolQ: Why do Ringwraiths have such high pitched screams?
__________________
MONEY Anyone who says it doesn't buy happiness.....is probably broke. |
|
|
|
|
|
07-27-2006, 04:07 PM
|
#7 |
|
Princess of Skwerlz
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles)
Posts: 7,500
 |
Q: Why do Ringwraiths have such high pitched screams?
A: You don't want to know, but think of the old-fashioned method of producing countertenor voices. (The Italians called those singers castrati...) Q: What were the birthday presents Bilbo gave his guests at the long-expected party?
__________________
'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...' |
|
|
|
 |
| Thread Tools | |
| Display Modes | |
|
|
|
|
Hybrid Mode
