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08-09-2006, 04:15 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps.
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Unfortunately, the real Eru was disgusted at this being one of the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 works out there in which people wrote themselves into the story, and he killed everyone in a horrible, R-rated attack.
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"And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains |
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08-10-2006, 11:56 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Southeast Pennsylvania
Posts: 3,651
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Fortunately Eru recounted and found that instead
of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 works there were only 999,999,999,999,999,999 of those works so he changed his mind, made the attack GP rated and everyone had a nice time at a partee on Tol Eressea (except Feanor, who made such a pest of himself bugging Gimli for snips of Galadriel's hair that he was sent back to the Halls of Waiting without any of the nice desert cake).
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08-10-2006, 06:30 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis
Posts: 4,734
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Unfortunately, nobody here knows math and/or economics, so we now start off in a lovely scene with a tree...and a alligator...next to a man...in a purple shirt...
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Love doesn't blow up and get killed.
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08-11-2006, 09:45 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid
Posts: 2,254
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Fortunately, the man in the purple shirt was plotting to take over the world and would have succeeded, but the alligator ate him, preventing that from happening.
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08-11-2006, 11:24 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
Posts: 3,846
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Unfortunately, the aligator was made out of grass roots and that realy confused everybody.
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08-11-2006, 11:30 AM
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Energetic Essence
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew
Posts: 3,285
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Fortunately, everybody jsut decided to eat the roots. That way they wouldn't be confused anymore.
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I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face! Fenris Wolf
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08-11-2006, 12:15 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
Posts: 437
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Unfortunately, the roots gave everybody a heart attack.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
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