Survivor : All Star

[The Saucepan Man]

OK Boro, morm.

Let's get that Celebrimbor bandwaggon rolling.

The guy has the most ridiculous name of all. I feel embarassed just typing it. It's far too ungainly. Say it out loud a few times. Cel-e-brim-bor. Pure nonsense! And the last syllable sums him up really.

What! that's not good enough for you?

Well, let's rehash all those old arguments.

He must take the lion's share of the responsiblity for the whole Ring farce. He was vain enough to be flattered by Sauron into cooperating with him to make the other Rings of Power. Not only did that give Sauron the knowledge he needed to make the One Ring, but it also gave him the incentive to do so. The main purpose of the One Ring was to give Sauron power over the Elves through the domination of the Three Elven Rings. Who made those Three Rings? Why, Celebrimbor of course! Ergo, Celebrimbor (darn, I hate typing that name) was responsible for the creation of the One Ring and, in consequence, all the suffering that occured during the War of the Ring.

And the buffoon ended up impaled on a the standard borne by Sauron's armies. How embarassing is that?

He does not deserve to come anywhere near the prize for this contest. Vote him out now.

+ + CELEBRIMBOR