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Rikae · 08-25-2006, 01:42 PM

No, because Shadowfax dumped Gandalf when he fell for the Balrog instead. (The Balrog being so hot & all)

Why doesn't Eowyn love Grima?

Gil-Galad · 08-25-2006, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Rikae

Why doesn't Eowyn love Grima?

A: Because she also fell in love with a Balrog, Johnny the Stinky Balrog to be exact.

Q: If the Mearas are so great, why didn't they make their own nation?

Naria · 08-25-2006, 05:28 PM

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Q: If the Mearas are so great, why didn't they make their own nation?

A: In all likely hood, The Mirrors....as the ghetto folk would say, wouldn't have been able to have their own nation only because of certain "reflective" issues.

Q: Do you think that Sauron's eye ever got poked or flew into by a bird?

Nogrod · 08-25-2006, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Naria

Q: Do you think that Sauron's eye ever got poked or flew into by a bird?

A: The uptight and nasty guy he was, that would sound more than probable... Just think of it: flocks of birds constantly flying towards your eye (and thence burning in the vicinity of it with all the screaming and squawking of death)! That would take some nerves to be nice and friendly in the middle of all that?

Q: How is Ilúvatar fighting against boredom in the eternity?

HerenIstarion · 08-25-2006, 05:40 PM

Q: Do you think that Sauron's eye ever got poked or flew into by a bird?

A: But of course! Lots of times, almost everyday - there being constantly dark in Mordor, that is... and mainly by Nazgul, not birds, King of Angmar being mostly painful, crown above unseen head et al... Why do you think it was called the red eye, um?

edit: cross-posted with Nogrod, but leaving things be (I like my version better )

To Norgrods question, than:

Q: How is Ilúvatar fighting against boredom in the eternity

A: He creates Ainur and they sing. There is no time in eternity, so they may be singing there always, despite what happens down here. From time to time, when he gets bored with just sitting, he stands up and makes exercise for his arms and facial muscles - now smiles, than raises his left hand, and than again his right and so forth

Q: What was Denethor watching in his Palantir by nights?

Boromir88 · 08-25-2006, 08:19 PM

Q: What was Denethor watching in his Palantir by nights?

A: He was watching the Sopranos.

Q: Why do the Elves never run out of arrows?

HerenIstarion · 08-25-2006, 08:49 PM

Q: Why do the Elves never run out of arrows?

A: Thing is, though almost all elves are experienced yogis, still running on arrow-heads (equally as on broken glass or hot coals) is painful, so they never run out of them, but just walk out of arrows with dignity, smiling abstractedly...

Q: What kind of fish inhabited Gollum's lake?

Rikae · 08-26-2006, 09:36 AM

Nemo, his father & Dory.

Why doesn't Gollum wear a shirt, precious?

08-25-2006, 05:40 PM	#5
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Q: Do you think that Sauron's eye ever got poked or flew into by a bird? A: But of course! Lots of times, almost everyday - there being constantly dark in Mordor, that is... and mainly by Nazgul, not birds, King of Angmar being mostly painful, crown above unseen head et al... Why do you think it was called the red eye, um? edit: cross-posted with Nogrod, but leaving things be (I like my version better ) To Norgrods question, than: Q: How is Ilúvatar fighting against boredom in the eternity A: He creates Ainur and they sing. There is no time in eternity, so they may be singing there always, despite what happens down here. From time to time, when he gets bored with just sitting, he stands up and makes exercise for his arms and facial muscles - now smiles, than raises his left hand, and than again his right and so forth Q: What was Denethor watching in his Palantir by nights? __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time! Last edited by HerenIstarion; 08-25-2006 at 05:47 PM.

08-25-2006, 08:19 PM	#6
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Q: What was Denethor watching in his Palantir by nights? A: He was watching the Sopranos. Q: Why do the Elves never run out of arrows? __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-25-2006, 08:49 PM	#7
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Q: Why do the Elves never run out of arrows? A: Thing is, though almost all elves are experienced yogis, still running on arrow-heads (equally as on broken glass or hot coals) is painful, so they never run out of them, but just walk out of arrows with dignity, smiling abstractedly... Q: What kind of fish inhabited Gollum's lake? __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

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08-25-2006, 01:42 PM	#1
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	No, because Shadowfax dumped Gandalf when he fell for the Balrog instead. (The Balrog being so hot & all) Why doesn't Eowyn love Grima?

08-26-2006, 09:36 AM	#8
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Nemo, his father & Dory. Why doesn't Gollum wear a shirt, precious?