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ninja91 · 10-30-2006, 06:30 AM

Frodo: I told you to go to the bathroom before we went, Sam!
Sam: Its those darn po-tay-toes again...

Rikae · 10-30-2006, 08:19 PM

Sam: Wait, Mr. Frodo! I want to paint this cornfield, and then send my ear to Rosie Cotton!
Frodo: That's been done, Sam.
Sam: What? Is it Gollum's been mailing severed body parts to my girlfriend? Lemmie at him!

The Only Real Estel · 10-30-2006, 10:18 PM

Frodo: "Come on Sam! We don't have any time to waste!"

Sam: "But just look at his outstretched arms, Mr. Frodo! He wants a hug I know it!

High King Fingolfin · 10-30-2006, 10:51 PM

Frodo: Sam, I know you dropped a pan, but we're really on a tight schedule here.

Sam: I'm not going anywhere until we go back and look for it!

narfforc · 10-31-2006, 12:01 AM

Sam: Mr Frodo I'm a bit worried about going on from here.

Frodo Why?

Sam: Are there any Bulls around here?

Frodo: No.

Sam: Any big scary Rams?

Frodo: No Sam, look around you we're in a field full of crops!

Sam: Then what's left these droppings I've stood in?

Wuff, Wuff, Wuff, Growl Howl..(The sounds of something bigger than Lassie growing closer)

Frodo: I bet they'll get you first..(as he sprints off into the distance)

Sam: Mr Frodooooooo Puff Puff Pant....................

Lalwendë · 11-01-2006, 12:45 PM

Sam and Frodo set about adding the 'enigma of crop circles' to the already long list of Middle-earth mysteries.

Fordim Hedgethistle · 11-01-2006, 01:14 PM

Frodo: Why didn't you go before we left?

10-30-2006, 10:51 PM	#4
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Frodo: Sam, I know you dropped a pan, but we're really on a tight schedule here. Sam: I'm not going anywhere until we go back and look for it! __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

10-31-2006, 12:01 AM	#5
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Sam: Mr Frodo I'm a bit worried about going on from here. Frodo Why? Sam: Are there any Bulls around here? Frodo: No. Sam: Any big scary Rams? Frodo: No Sam, look around you we're in a field full of crops! Sam: Then what's left these droppings I've stood in? Wuff, Wuff, Wuff, Growl Howl..(The sounds of something bigger than Lassie growing closer) Frodo: I bet they'll get you first..(as he sprints off into the distance) Sam: Mr Frodooooooo Puff Puff Pant.................... __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

11-01-2006, 12:45 PM	#6
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Sam and Frodo set about adding the 'enigma of crop circles' to the already long list of Middle-earth mysteries. __________________ Gordon's alive!

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10-30-2006, 08:19 PM	#2
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Sam: Wait, Mr. Frodo! I want to paint this cornfield, and then send my ear to Rosie Cotton! Frodo: That's been done, Sam. Sam: What? Is it Gollum's been mailing severed body parts to my girlfriend? Lemmie at him!

10-30-2006, 10:18 PM	#3
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Frodo: "Come on Sam! We don't have any time to waste!" Sam: "But just look at his outstretched arms, Mr. Frodo! He wants a hug I know it!

11-01-2006, 01:14 PM	#7
Fordim Hedgethistle Gibbering Gibbet Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Beyond cloud nine Posts: 1,844	Frodo: Why didn't you go before we left?