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Old 02-12-2007, 09:52 AM   #1
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littlemanpoet is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.littlemanpoet is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.
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How many Dwarves do you need to re-take Moria?
One: to inadvertently drop something down a well and awaken the Balrog, then run for his life until he finds a wizard willing to sacrifice himself, then come along afterward and take all the credit....until the goblins kill him.

How many wargs does it take to defeat a wizard?
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Old 02-12-2007, 10:03 AM   #2
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Wizards have the habit of flying away from trouble so I guess wargs can't manage to defeat him

How many bottles of Dorwinion wine does it take to get Aragorn drunk?
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Old 02-17-2007, 05:53 PM   #3
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How many bottles of Dorwinion wine does it take to get Aragorn drunk?
Nine. After Miruvor, Dorwinion wine's a piece of cake (after a manner of speaking).

How many silver spoons does it take to satisfy Lobelia?
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Old 02-17-2007, 06:35 PM   #4
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How many silver spoons does it take to satisfy Lobelia?

As many as it takes to fill all the closets and storage chests in Bag End, i. e. a grand total of 7342.

How many rangers does it take to scare away a Barrow-wight?
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Old 02-18-2007, 10:32 AM   #5
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How many rangers does it take to scare away a Barrow-wight?
Cleverly Disguised Ranger of Ithilien: About three, depending on how well the bird calls go.
Scruffy Dunedain Ranger with Sketchy Royal Heritage: Just one... and it goes quicker if he's got Anduril. *grumble*

I can't resist.
How many arrows did it take to slay Boromir?
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Old 02-18-2007, 10:39 AM   #6
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How many arrows did it take to slay Boromir?
Just the one that finally made him a bleeding heart.

How many brushes did it take to keep Galadriel's hair healthy?
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Old 02-18-2007, 12:04 PM   #7
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Mithalwen is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Mithalwen is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Mithalwen is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Mithalwen is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
Two brushes, one comb, shampoo, conditioner, finishing gloss, intensive moisturising treatments, frizz-ease, elnett and a full-time stylist (the bod standing behind Haldir in the FOTR film) - hair that long needs a LOT of attention.

How many Dwarves does it take to light a barbecue?
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