In Memoriam - Quote Graveyard

[Elmo]

and Eru Illuvatar said from upon high - "Tee hee, isn't smiting fun"

Getting rid of this, a bit stale and it probably offended people... but I wonder if anyone ever clicked on the link

[Anguirel]

This must be the shortest tenure one of my signatures has ever had - about four hours - but farewell

The Americans eat cranberry sauce with their turkey at one of their jollifications - Independence Day or something. Quite good it is, too.

-W.M.W. Fowler

I shall revive that at some point, but necessity, and the poignant wit of Patrick Boyle, Earl of Glasgow, demands its replacement -

"As a hereditary peer, I have already been abolished once and I don't particularly want to be abolished again. Not quite yet anyway. It really is very unsettling."

[The Elf-warrior]

This clip is funny in a moronic way.

A sea monster ate my ice cream!