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03-03-2007, 08:21 AM
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 How much longbottom leaf does it take to learn how to blow smoke simarils instead of smoke rings?
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03-03-2007, 09:58 AM
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If you smoke enough you'll see smoke silmarils, even though you're not really doing them
How many Druedain does it take to defeat Beorn?
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03-17-2007, 12:59 PM
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How many oliphaunts (műmaks) does it take to win a skirmish against Ithilien Rangers? Last edited by littlemanpoet; 03-17-2007 at 01:11 PM. |
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03-17-2007, 01:13 PM
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Enough mumaks to create a continous line between Anduin and the Ephel Duath
That way by moving north at the same time, the mumaks would squish all the rangers...ingenious isn't it? How many Nazgul does it take to get the One Ring?
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03-17-2007, 01:44 PM
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Ten.
So as you can see, the defeat of Sauron was ultimately caused by the fact that he run out of Rings. How many Gondorians does it take to eat the White Mountains?* *they do - cf. LotR V; Chapter 5
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03-19-2007, 01:21 PM
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1 (Forlong the Fat, who else?)
How many crazy mumak actions from Legolas did it take to save the day at the Battle of the Pelennor Fields?
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03-19-2007, 02:46 PM
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How many trees does it take to make Greenwood the Great?
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