What do you assign to Mordor? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Lalwendë · 04-08-2007, 11:56 AM

I assign being woken at 6.30 am by your cats running through the house with all the grace of a herd of elephants, screeching with feline rage and then having a proper fight beside my side of the bed. This is even worse seeing as I was fresh out of a nightmare involving next door's rabbits breeding into infinity during a riot by Somali refugees, all to the soundtrack of Phil Collins' worst excuses for 'music'. I had to sit in a darkened living room for a full hour before I could speak.

No I had not been eating cheese.

LjósÁlfr · 04-08-2007, 12:12 PM

I assign both TV's in my house being used by my parents and brother so that I cannot watch Stargate

Oddwen · 04-08-2007, 12:50 PM

I assign forgetting things that you've promised to do...and then deciding while you're half-asleep to abandon the Plan B you promised yourself you'd do.

Brinniel · 04-10-2007, 09:30 PM

The second draft to my research paper which is due tomorrow at 8:30am. It's 11:20 and I still have made no progress. Looks like it'll be another all-nighter...

Stupid me and procrastination. Bleh.

Pointeiscool · 04-10-2007, 10:27 PM

I assign being too shy to initiate conversations with people in real life/on IM. It's such a pain, but I can't get over it.

Thinlómien · 04-11-2007, 02:18 AM

Really, before I used to have a flu about three times a year (I think that is normal/good resistance), but since last August I've had a flu every month. (Well, except it skipped last month. Should I be grateful?) Right now I'm snuffering my April flu. *sneezes* Oh, this really sucks...

edit: Omg, I wrote "snuffering" when I should have written "suffering"... anyway, it's so appropriate that I'll let it be...

Lalaith · 04-11-2007, 03:38 AM

My barking mad insomniac computer-obsessive brother. We've just had him to stay and foolishly put him up in a room with two computers, including Mr Lalaith's pride and joy, a custom-built machine.
He spent his nights "sorting out" the computers, without asking us first.

As a result of which the custom-built one nearly died and is still very ill indeed, Mr L is going to have to take a day off work to sort it out.
Meanwhile my computer annoyingly cleans out every cookie overnight so I have to re-log into everything each morning, my address bar no longer stores my internet history which means I can't get onto my favourite sites quickly, and worst of all I can't cut and paste stuff from net pages which I need to do for research, because of some insane security system he's installed.
"Don't you find the computer so much easier to work on now," he said delightedly.
NOOOOOO I DON'T YOU MEDDLING PRANNET.
He's gone home now. I swear I heard the poor computers cheer as he left.

04-08-2007, 11:56 AM	#1
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	I assign being woken at 6.30 am by your cats running through the house with all the grace of a herd of elephants, screeching with feline rage and then having a proper fight beside my side of the bed. This is even worse seeing as I was fresh out of a nightmare involving next door's rabbits breeding into infinity during a riot by Somali refugees, all to the soundtrack of Phil Collins' worst excuses for 'music'. I had to sit in a darkened living room for a full hour before I could speak. No I had not been eating cheese. __________________ Gordon's alive!

04-08-2007, 12:50 PM	#3
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	I assign forgetting things that you've promised to do...and then deciding while you're half-asleep to abandon the Plan B you promised yourself you'd do. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

04-10-2007, 09:30 PM	#4
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	I assign to Mordor... The second draft to my research paper which is due tomorrow at 8:30am. It's 11:20 and I still have made no progress. Looks like it'll be another all-nighter... Stupid me and procrastination. Bleh. __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

04-10-2007, 10:27 PM	#5
Pointeiscool Newly Deceased Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 2	I assign being too shy to initiate conversations with people in real life/on IM. It's such a pain, but I can't get over it. __________________ Black, Red, and White I’m a DeKk3rite!

04-11-2007, 02:18 AM	#6
Thinlómien Shady She-Penguin Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: In a far land beyond the Sea Posts: 8,093	I assign my monthly flus Really, before I used to have a flu about three times a year (I think that is normal/good resistance), but since last August I've had a flu every month. (Well, except it skipped last month. Should I be grateful?) Right now I'm snuffering my April flu. sneezes Oh, this really sucks... edit: Omg, I wrote "snuffering" when I should have written "suffering"... anyway, it's so appropriate that I'll let it be... __________________ Like the stars chase the sun, over the glowing hill I will conquer Blood is running deep, some things never sleep Double Fenris

04-08-2007, 12:12 PM	#2
LjósÁlfr Registered User Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Sá er einn staðr þar, er kallaðr er Álfheimr. There is a place in the sky, that's called Elf Home. Posts: 23	I assign both TV's in my house being used by my parents and brother so that I cannot watch Stargate

04-11-2007, 03:38 AM	#7
Lalaith Blithe Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,779	My barking mad insomniac computer-obsessive brother. We've just had him to stay and foolishly put him up in a room with two computers, including Mr Lalaith's pride and joy, a custom-built machine. He spent his nights "sorting out" the computers, without asking us first. As a result of which the custom-built one nearly died and is still very ill indeed, Mr L is going to have to take a day off work to sort it out. Meanwhile my computer annoyingly cleans out every cookie overnight so I have to re-log into everything each morning, my address bar no longer stores my internet history which means I can't get onto my favourite sites quickly, and worst of all I can't cut and paste stuff from net pages which I need to do for research, because of some insane security system he's installed. "Don't you find the computer so much easier to work on now," he said delightedly. NOOOOOO I DON'T YOU MEDDLING PRANNET. He's gone home now. I swear I heard the poor computers cheer as he left. __________________ Out went the candle, and we were left darkling

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