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The Sixth Wizard · 04-27-2007, 09:15 PM

Unfortunately, he couldn't help but have a sniff, became addicted and blew 7 Billion American Dollars on drugs!

Gil-Galad · 04-27-2007, 10:15 PM

Fortunately, the 7 Million Dollars went to Elrond, who gave it to a worth-while charity fund

Rikae · 04-28-2007, 05:51 AM

Unfortunately, the worth-while charity was clearing the rubble out of Mordor...and in the ash and volcanic rock around Mount Doom they found ...the One Ring. (Apparently, it was actually made in Hong Kong!)

Lord Melkor · 04-28-2007, 10:18 AM

Fortunately the charity (being a charity) decided to melt the Ring in the fires of Mount Doom so they could sell the gold and use the proceeds to create a foundation for the advancement of Hobbits without hair on their feet.

Rikae · 04-28-2007, 10:20 AM

Unfortunately, they couldn't melt it in Mount Doom because it wasn't made there.

Lord Melkor · 04-28-2007, 10:23 AM

Fortunately the Orcish name for Mount Doom happened to be Hong Kong.

The 1,000 Reader · 04-28-2007, 03:08 PM

Unfortunately, throwing the Ring into a moat of lava near the rubble of Barad-Dur worked too.

04-27-2007, 10:15 PM	#2
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, the 7 Million Dollars went to Elrond, who gave it to a worth-while charity fund __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-28-2007, 10:18 AM	#4
Lord Melkor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 78	Fortunately the charity (being a charity) decided to melt the Ring in the fires of Mount Doom so they could sell the gold and use the proceeds to create a foundation for the advancement of Hobbits without hair on their feet. __________________ 'I am the Elder king: Melkor, first and mightiest of all the Valar, who was before the world, and made it. The shadow of my purpose lies upon Arda, and all that is in it bends slowly and surely to my will.'

04-28-2007, 10:23 AM	#6
Lord Melkor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 78	Fortunately the Orcish name for Mount Doom happened to be Hong Kong. __________________ 'I am the Elder king: Melkor, first and mightiest of all the Valar, who was before the world, and made it. The shadow of my purpose lies upon Arda, and all that is in it bends slowly and surely to my will.'

04-28-2007, 03:08 PM	#7
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, throwing the Ring into a moat of lava near the rubble of Barad-Dur worked too. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

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04-27-2007, 09:15 PM	#1
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 480	Unfortunately, he couldn't help but have a sniff, became addicted and blew 7 Billion American Dollars on drugs!

04-28-2007, 05:51 AM	#3
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Unfortunately, the worth-while charity was clearing the rubble out of Mordor...and in the ash and volcanic rock around Mount Doom they found ...the One Ring. (Apparently, it was actually made in Hong Kong!)

04-28-2007, 10:20 AM	#5
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Unfortunately, they couldn't melt it in Mount Doom because it wasn't made there.