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Originally Posted by Finduilas

OH! Before I leave, Bethberry, they are not "innies or outies" they are bellybuttons, or bellyditches.

Bellyditches?! Eeww. That just sounds so wrong! My apologies to those who are accustomed to that term but it conjurs up a mental picture of abnormalacies that go way beyond even "outies" . Even Dictionary.com agrees with me in that ditches are "long, narrow excavations..." unless there is something going on, on the other side of the world, that even Discovery Health won't touch!