WW42 - Discussion Thread

[satansaloser2005]

Just letting everyone know I AM still in the game. College network had issues last night/this morning so I couldn't pop in to check on things.

Anyway....with no further ado....my bio (half of which probably won't be as funny as intended unless you're from my area, but still....)



Name: Sally Underdale

Title(s): Queen of the Midget People, Dwarves' Advocate, Keeper of the Random Objects, and various others

Equipment (among others):
- a snazzy bow, complete with arrows dipped in iocane powder
- a compass which glows purple at the approach of adversaries (but doesn't point north. Go figure)
- an enchanted deck of cards
- a spork
- the rack of doom (my favorite and littlest-known weapon)
- sarcasm and a left hook
- mad skills

Significant (and some heroic) deeds:
- fended off a pack of orcs with nothing but a deck of cards and a magic marker
- united dwarves and others of diminutive stature to gain rights for the height-challenged
- slayed the great Moose of Troser Annam, with the help of my pet duck Emily
- helped rescue a group of hobbits from certain death and led them across the great green lake of Enaod
- first left-handed female (left-handed anyone, but who's counting?) to win the coveted Worraps cup for bravery, trickery, and overall wonderfulness

Star sign: Marvolo

Favorite food: whatever's available and not made by myself

Favorite drink: a fizzy drink made from the berries of the fufu bush

Favorite sport: playing hacky sack with orc livers

Favorite color: quite a lovely shade of dark purple

Weirdest rumor you have heard about yourself: that I am secretly engaged to an Ent. Ridiculous, obviously. They're far too short for my taste.

Hobbies: playing sudden-death 10-point pitch, biting small horses, reading ancient runes, torturing innocents by means of mind games and puzzles, causing other general chaos, orc tipping

Tell us something that nobody else knows about you: If I told you, then somebody would know, negating the whole subject. Honestly, who comes up with these questions?