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Old 11-23-2008, 10:00 AM   #1
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Insanity I tell you! Somebody as wretched and as obring as Boromir is going to beat somebody as noble and brave as Beren. Boromir is a coward, that's right, he picks on hobbits when nobody is around and whines about how poor Gondor cannot stand up to the might of Mordor...ohhhhh poor us he says we cannot do what's right we need to ring...help us we are weak...boo-hoo.

Beren never once complained he was awesome.
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Old 11-23-2008, 11:16 AM   #2
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++Boromir

Beren's too "perfect" and personality-lacking, and like skip has nicely elaborated, even stupid. (Besides he copies Maedhros's style by getting his hand cut off... Grr... )

Boromir, on the other hand, is one of my favourites. I love his faults. It's so refreshing to have one not-so-perfect hero in the Fellowship. Agan has already nominated most of his good qualities, so I won't babble about that, but I will just add that his death is one of the most beautiful in Tolkien's work.
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Old 11-23-2008, 11:41 AM   #3
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It's been already told here, most of the things which were said about Boromir I can second. The "cool" things about Beren were his change into a wolf (but that was a disguise and a device of Lśthien, in a way) and the Ring of Barahir. I don't want to sound nasty now, don't take me wrong, but the best word for me to describe his role in the story, he was a loser. Okay, maybe when reading HoME, the thing about slaying the Orcs who took the ring... and also, he talking to Gorlim... but hey, that's rather about Gorlim, Beren's father, and others than about Beren himself... hm... All in all,

++Boromir

To add to what's been told here: He is interesting; and in a certain way, he almost (and now take it with big reservations, okay?) reaches the level of Saruman. Okay, really, with big reservations: but by considering all the various character traits in him, he is kind of "on the road to the same sector", so to say.
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Old 11-23-2008, 12:11 PM   #4
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Insanity I tell you! Somebody as wretched and as obring as Boromir is going to beat somebody as noble and brave as Beren. Boromir is a coward, that's right, he picks on hobbits when nobody is around and whines about how poor Gondor cannot stand up to the might of Mordor...ohhhhh poor us he says we cannot do what's right we need to ring...help us we are weak...boo-hoo.

Beren never once complained he was awesome.
That's the problem with the popular vote, ain't it? There are too many morons with ignorant and daft opinions differing from yours, yet their vote carries the same weight as yours, although you clearly are right.

Boromir wins by 9 votes to 3.

Match 8 of round 1
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Many fans will be saddened to see two heavyweights go at it so early in the competition, but as it is only one of these memorable characters will advance to the latter stages of the cup. This promises to be a tightly fought thriller:

Saruman vs. Gollum
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Old 11-23-2008, 12:47 PM   #5
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Hands down, if for only two of the funniest sequences in the book: 'I wasn't sneaking!' and 'What's taters, precious?'.
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Old 11-23-2008, 12:59 PM   #6
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++Saruman

Who is to question? He's just wonderful. He is Curumo, the Head of the Order, he is Saruman the White, the Wise, he is Curunķr, the Loremaster of the Rings, the Master of the Voice, he is Saruman of Many Colours, the Betrayer, the Bringer of the New Order, he is The White Hand, the one who leads the Uruk-Hai, the Lord of Isengard; and last but not least, he is Sharkey, the exile, who lost everything but his pitiful servant, he is the Destroyer of the Shire, and the guy with a fabulous death scene! All hail to Saruman!!!
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I hate Skip, pitting Saruman Vs Gollum. How could he be so cruel?!

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Old 11-23-2008, 03:08 PM   #8
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It's tempting to follow Lalwende's vote (but for Skip's
picking Glaurung instead of the noble Smaug ), however,
we must choose + + Gollum, who only wants to
help and get back his own from hobbits, who not only
steal the Precious but spoil nice rabbits! Granted, there
was that Deagol affair...but that was sooo long ago
and it was poor Smeagol's birthday.....
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Old 11-23-2008, 03:26 PM   #9
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An interesting choice indeed.

Well they both share some common traits, first and foremost the fact that they were both lured by something larger than themselves and were corrupted by that - and finally destroyed by it.

Asking why Gollum was lured by the craft of Sauron is a no-brainer - even if Gollum's story is touchy and tragic.

But with Saruman things get a bit more intersting. First he was lured by curiosity and knowledge (which I personally value much higher than just some dull shiny objects ) but then somehow Sauron managed to twist him. Now how come that be as they were both of the maiar? What really happened there between the two an what were they thinking? Of these Tolkien doesn't but give a few little hints...

Though Saruman's downfall I have always found a bit anti-climatic. Not that every major character should exit the scene with a loud bang and some stupenduos fireworks, but somehow that whole "Sharkey" -episode with his personal revenge to the hobbits is just bad looking it from the point of view of Saruman's character. (From the hobbit POV it's different; they needed the final trial for the story to end)


Heh, the classical choice between the intellectual excitement vs. the emotional "being moved"...

I may need to abstain from voting this day. Let's see.
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Old 11-23-2008, 03:09 PM   #10
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Legate has stated every reason I can think of for my vote.

++The White Hand

Though I do like Gollum a lot. For obvious reasons.
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Now that's a word, Gollum! Indeed! Now really - who can vote for Gollum anymore, when even Gollum does not vote Gollum?
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Old 11-23-2008, 03:15 PM   #12
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A write-in candidate if I may as I care not for either of these candidates

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Exactly, I'm glad somebody finally recognizes that my opinion is always right. Skip, I've got a new plan, my vote carries the weight of 10 other votes, that should help bring some sanity back into these precedings.
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Old 11-23-2008, 03:23 PM   #13
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As for me, I like the idea of both characters equally yet the choice is easy. Whereas Saruman is made out to be a master of wizardry and rethorics his actual appearances show little of it and that don't impress me much, as Shania Twain so eloquently put it.

Gollum on the other hand is all that he's made out to be, and then some.

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Old 11-23-2008, 04:01 PM   #14
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Who is to question? He's just wonderful. He is Curumo, the Head of the Order, he is Saruman the White, the Wise, he is Curunķr, the Loremaster of the Rings, the Master of the Voice, he is Saruman of Many Colours, the Betrayer, the Bringer of the New Order, he is The White Hand, the one who leads the Uruk-Hai, the Lord of Isengard; and last but not least, he is Sharkey, the exile, who lost everything but his pitiful servant, he is the Destroyer of the Shire, and the guy with a fabulous death scene! All hail to Saruman!!!
Ya, what he said!

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Old 11-23-2008, 04:17 PM   #15
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I would have to say

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if for no other reason than that he apparently was, at one time, a good guy. Gollum got sucked in by the Ring so fast, I can't help but think he was already something of a stinker at heart.
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Alright, time for me to stop being facetious.

I must make a decision and even though Gollum is a far better literary creation, I have to hold up my 'white hands' right now and admit that I find Saruman utterly cool and always have done. So if I had to live without one or indeed spend time with one of them, it would be Saruman and I'd be a fool to deny it. He's just so clever and interesting with his 'Third way' of doing things, thinking he could do things his way apart from either the Valar or Sauron.

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