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Tuor in Gondolin · 01-19-2009, 01:40 PM

Unfortunately, "normal" turned out to be an alternate
Middle-earth "Where apes evolved from people!"

(Well, actually from Barliman Butterbur's descendants,
but whatever).

Eönwë · 01-19-2009, 05:48 PM

Fortunately, half of the population were singing lumberjacks.

Babidi Buu · 01-19-2009, 09:49 PM

Unfortunately it caused everyones ears to bleed.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 01-20-2009, 05:05 AM

Fortunately, this did not stop the lumberjacks from singing.

Lindale · 01-20-2009, 07:44 AM

Unfortunately Butterbur's descendants started to sprout weird tentacles and fins.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-20-2009, 07:54 AM

Fortunately the tenacles and fins proved very
useful in combating descendants of The Watcher
in the Water who were found swimming up the
Brandywine .

Ilya · 01-20-2009, 07:37 PM

Unfortunately, the savage war between the Butterburs and the fierce but silent Watchers ended in a 40-year armistice before most of the Butterburs were wiped out in a surprise all-out attack by Watchers that had evolved to grow prodigious beards and provide travel accommodations.

01-19-2009, 01:40 PM	#1
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, "normal" turned out to be an alternate Middle-earth "Where apes evolved from people!" (Well, actually from Barliman Butterbur's descendants, but whatever). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-19-2009, 05:48 PM	#2
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	Fortunately, half of the population were singing lumberjacks. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

01-20-2009, 05:05 AM	#4
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 232	Fortunately, this did not stop the lumberjacks from singing. __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

01-20-2009, 07:44 AM	#5
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Unfortunately Butterbur's descendants started to sprout weird tentacles and fins. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

01-20-2009, 07:54 AM	#6
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately the tenacles and fins proved very useful in combating descendants of The Watcher in the Water who were found swimming up the Brandywine . __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-19-2009, 09:49 PM	#3
Babidi Buu Wight Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Middle-Earth, near Minas Morgul. Posts: 128	Unfortunately it caused everyones ears to bleed.

01-20-2009, 07:37 PM	#7
Ilya Wight Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: In the cold Posts: 202	Unfortunately, the savage war between the Butterburs and the fierce but silent Watchers ended in a 40-year armistice before most of the Butterburs were wiped out in a surprise all-out attack by Watchers that had evolved to grow prodigious beards and provide travel accommodations. __________________ Arvedui III has walked to Rivendell!

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