T-I-G LVI: Panic at the Prancing Pony

[satansaloser2005]

Originally Posted by Shastanis Althreduin

I knew it. You are one of those incredibly dreary "Show Me" people. Arrrgh. You, sir, are bad for business.

Honestly, some people have no imagination whatsoever.

If you'd care to join me a drink, perhaps we could discuss our friend Gollum and his predisposition to sharp objects and frivolous posting. *waits* What, you expect me to pay? I'm sorry, but I'm a modest, old-fashioned hobbit, and you wouldn't want me to make a spectacle of myself........now would you?



EDIT: x'd with Durie. Night kiddo! Sleep well!

[Gollum the Great]

Originally Posted by satansaloser2005

If you'd care to join me a drink, perhaps we could discuss our friend Gollum and his predisposition to sharp objects and frivolous posting.

*In a deep understanding growl* I see it all now.

Shasta is in cahoots with that girl! Together seek to plant discord in the Pony by sowing lies and slander! Against me of all people! I was just passing through, too! *Dictator laugh* Well, well, well! They find me ready, they do, they find me ready and waiting! *Goes to supply room and gets weapons* Come everybody! Kill them!

[satansaloser2005]

Originally Posted by Gollum the Great

*In a deep understanding growl* I see it all now.

Shasta is in cahoots with that girl! Together seek to plant discord in the Pony by sowing lies and slander! Against me of all people! I was just passing through, too! *Dictator laugh* Well, well, well! They find me ready, they do, they find me ready and waiting! *Goes to supply room and gets weapons* Come everybody! Kill them!

Paranoid, are we? I'm sure a peaceful tradesman such as yourself wouldn't mind people trying to discover your intentions. Perhaps you have something to hide?

[Gollum the Great]

Originally Posted by satansaloser2005

Perhaps you have something to hide?

I do. My collection of Southron daggers. It's priceless.

[satansaloser2005]

Originally Posted by Gollum the Great

I do. My collection of Southron daggers. It's priceless.

Ah. No doubt used to slaughter our dear Kitanna. I, too, see it clearly now.

I need to rest and think upon these things. Surely someone would put up a poor, half-frozen hobbit for the night? I'll be no trouble. I just require a small space to curl up on someone's floor. (Hopefully that space is complete with a queen-sized matress, satin sheets, and a free continental breakfast, but I'll take what I can get. )

[Gollum the Great]

Originally Posted by satansaloser2005

Surely someone would put up a poor, half-frozen hobbit for the night? I'll be no trouble. I just require a small space to curl up on someone's floor. (Hopefully that space is complete with a queen-sized matress, satin sheets, and a free continental breakfast, but I'll take what I can get. )

I'll put you up. And I'll make sure that the doorway has a booby-trap in so you fall into a lake filled with crocodiles before you can get at me with a Morgul-blade. Mwuhahahaha!

[satansaloser2005]

Originally Posted by Gollum the Great

I'll put you up. And I'll make sure that the doorway has a booby-trap in so you fall into a lake filled with crocodiles before you can get at me with a Morgul-blade. Mwuhahahaha!

Ah, but I thought you just said you were only passing through! Thus it stands to reason that you don't have a dwelling in this quiet town. Less than two hours into the first Day and you've already been caught in a lie.


Oh, Brinn, how kind of you.

*helps herself to some shephard's pie peppered with actual shephard on top....erm, I mean....*

[Brinniel]

One hour into the Day, and already I see plenty of in-character bantering. I hate to disappoint, but my posts won't be nearly as amusing. Because right now it is late and my sleeping pill is kicking in...so surely you can't expect me to think properly until morning.

And while all this banter and in-character stuff is entertaining for the time being, I'm hoping we'll have progressed to some more substantial discussion by the time I return. Day one is always tricky, but using in-character posts as a crutch certainly won't help us.

Going to sleep now, but in the meantime, feel free to help yourself to some pie.

[Gollum the Great]

Originally Posted by Brinniel

Going to sleep now, but in the meantime, feel free to help yourself to some pie.

*Stuffs face* Thanks! Talking is hungry work even for a business man like me!

[Gollum the Great]

Originally Posted by Brinniel

And while all this banter and in-character stuff is entertaining for the time being, I'm hoping we'll have progressed to some more substantial discussion by the time I return. Day one is always tricky, but using in-character posts as a crutch certainly won't help us.

I actually think that the in-character stuff is the real thing.

[Gollum the Great]

Post count:

Sally: 9

Durelin: 3

Shasta: 6

Brinn: 1

Me: 16

Hahaha!