Worst Middle Earth Occupations - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Tuor in Gondolin · 06-08-2009, 05:28 PM

- Turin's anger management councillor

- vegan shopowner in the Shire

- Gollum's dentist (and that's without even getting
into making Smeagol a set of dentures)

Lindale · 06-10-2009, 03:44 AM

- shoemakers in the Shire
- Denethor's therapist
- Smeagol's grandmother... having to tell the kids to not fight over rings.

I fancy Denethor's cook to have not a very bad time though, and so do Thranduil's wine tasters.

Hakon · 06-10-2009, 01:46 PM

Balrog Hunter

Staff Polisher for Gandalf

mormegil · 06-10-2009, 01:54 PM

Lead Janitor of Mordor, orcs can be such nasty foul creatures.

Erendis · 06-12-2009, 01:01 PM

Plastic surgeon in Rivendel

Hakon · 06-12-2009, 01:50 PM

Fashion Designer for Orcs and Trolls.

Erendis · 06-12-2009, 02:23 PM

Inn's owner in the Wild

06-08-2009, 05:28 PM	#1
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	- Turin's anger management councillor - vegan shopowner in the Shire - Gollum's dentist (and that's without even getting into making Smeagol a set of dentures) __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

06-10-2009, 03:44 AM	#2
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	- shoemakers in the Shire - Denethor's therapist - Smeagol's grandmother... having to tell the kids to not fight over rings. I fancy Denethor's cook to have not a very bad time though, and so do Thranduil's wine tasters. __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

06-10-2009, 01:46 PM	#3
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	Balrog Hunter Staff Polisher for Gandalf __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes Last edited by Hakon; 06-12-2009 at 01:49 PM.

06-10-2009, 01:54 PM	#4
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Lead Janitor of Mordor, orcs can be such nasty foul creatures. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

06-12-2009, 01:01 PM	#5
Erendis Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imloth Melui,with Yoreth's sister...Just finished the Panadol stock. Posts: 398	Plastic surgeon in Rivendel __________________ Ah,it's good to be home again!

06-12-2009, 01:50 PM	#6
Hakon Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2009 Location: The Twilight Zone Posts: 736	Fashion Designer for Orcs and Trolls. __________________ Medicine for the soul. ~Inscription over the door of the Library at Thebes

06-12-2009, 02:23 PM	#7
Erendis Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imloth Melui,with Yoreth's sister...Just finished the Panadol stock. Posts: 398	Inn's owner in the Wild __________________ Ah,it's good to be home again!

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